Crush Each Other's Dreams

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[Lambi]

Granted but it breaks after a week of nonstop keyboard playing and you die from a heartattack.

I wish Dr. Cox was my father.

 

[Vrex360]

He is, but he disowns you.

I wish I could have a sexual encounter with Ellen Page, Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Gemma Ward, Emma Stone and various other attractive celebrities..... on a spaceship.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you're dreaming.

I wish I could finish the game I'm writing.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but people hate it and chase you out of town with burning pitchforks.

I wish I could become king of the universe.

 

[drisky]

Granted but the people revolt aganist you and attack you with burning pitchforks (it works on so many levels)

I wish i could draw better.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but your drawing suddenly comes to life and attacks you with burning pitchforks (I agree, it works on so many levels)

I wish I had laser eyes

 

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[FEtard]

They would, but then they'd just send some snarky reply that made you feel inadequate and worthless, which really shouldn't feel out of the ordinary.

I wish that people didn't have so much subterfuge.

 

[Lambi]

Granted, but the truth is much worse and you kill yourself.

I wish I had a pair of tits (and ONLY a pair of tits) for one day.

[sup]...What? Doesn't every guy wonder about it?[/sup]

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but they botch the surgery and they end up looking like flesh colored rocks.

I wish I could have a dinner date with Ellen Page.

 

[_Janny_]

Granted, but during the dinner you choke on your beef stake at which point Ellen starts flirting with the waiter.

I wish I owned a guitar.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but you don't know how to play it.

I wish I was Pyramid Head.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Granted, but you suffer pyramid heads fate at the end of Silent Hill 2.

I wish I was a millionaire.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but you get robbed the next hour.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but you teleport into a pit full of crocodiles.

I wish I was an eccentric billionaire.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but everyone hates you because of their jealousy.

I wish I lived in England.

 

[KiruTheMant]

Granted,you now have no job or friends after moving there,and starve.

I wish I had a laser cannon on my arm

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you have no idea how to use it.

I wish I was more sociable.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted all your friends become un-social though

I wish this cold would eff off