Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Lambi]

Granted. You get the swineflu instead.

I wish swineflu would disappear forever.

 

[KiruTheMant]

granted,and the bubonic plague returns instead

I wish I had a klondike bar

 

[Lambi]

Granted, but it's a month old.

I wish I had a Pokemon.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but it hates you and will run away from you whenever it gets the chance,

I wish I had W40k Space Marine power armour.

 

[Randoms]

granted but its possessed by satan

I wish i was the moon

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but... Well, I'll let this explain.

Spoiler

I wish I could play the drums.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but you can't play them very well.

I wish I had a mansion filled with hot goth chicks who would appease my every desire.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you'll never find your true love.

I wish I had my own dungeon.

 

[Vrex360]

[sub]Dude... harsh[/sub]

You do, unfortunatley someone locks you in there and leave you to starve.

I wish I had a loving partner who never hurts or betrays me and shares my interests and we fit together perfectly.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but... uh... damn, lemme think... um, you are in debt?

I wish I had a better answer than that.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted but you don't post it.

I wish I could fire mah lazor.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but everyone hates you for that meme.

I wish I knew what ate from the floor.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but once you know you'll wish you didn't.

I wish I could have a cake.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but *sigh* the cake is a... bad cake. HA! Fooled you there, didn't I.
EDIT: Ninja'd. but I didn't really get a dream to crush.

I wish I had an attention span of a normal- *walks off*

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but suddenly everyone else also lacks the attention span to -*walks away leaving the post unfinished*

I wish I was an awesome celebrity writer/film maker/actor who has tonnes of talent and personality and of whom people simply adore and of whom has made many a successful film and book and has been apprased as the 'Young Tarantino' and that I spend my nights having massive coke and sex parties with various beautiful women from all over the world.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you abandon all of that for a simpler life. (not a mean one but it still crush's THAT dream)

I wish his posts weren't too detailed and trying not to have any flaw.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but then suddenly my posts get boring and predicatable and very easy to figure out the flaws.

I wish I could fly with precarious balance over an open volcano.

 

[Revolutionary]

granted but the volcano erupts on you...
I wish I could defeat chuck norris in a face off to the death

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but Jet Li defeats you shortly after.

I wish I could take back what i said. I didn't mean what I said.