Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Birras]

Granted, but it's full of wasps. Giant horrible sataintic wasps. [http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/gianthornet1.jpg]

I wish I could stop reading Dr. McNinja.

 

[drisky]

Granted but you miss out on receiving a SEGA GENISIIIIIIS.

I wish I had something interesting to do.

 

[Birras]

Granted. It's dealing with a head covered in wasps. Giant horrible sataintic wasps. [http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/gianthornet1.jpg]

I wish I knew how to counter a Knife Eye Attack.

 

[sage42]

Granted, but it stabs your shoulder instead

I wish i was Megatron

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you die of STDs.
[sub]Man that was a nasty variation of ninja'd, that was seriously meant for war penguin[/sub]

Thank... you?

OT: Granted but you can't counter anything else.
Granted but you get killed off by Optimus Prime.

I wish
I wish
I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, you kill the human instead and go to jail (god knows why, one less human is a favour to the universe)

I wish there were less Spartans on Xbox Live bothering me for being an Elite. I guess I'm saying I wish they respected their Sangheilian masters.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you soon turn into a human, which they learn to hate.

I wish pi had an ending number.
I wish I knew someone already asked that.

 

[drisky]

Granted but you still have to think of something new.

I wish that had posted a response to the Knife eye attack before it was completed by someone who didn't understand the reference.

 

[Vrex360]

[sub]You dare compare me to a filthy human?![/sub]
Granted but with this new knowledge all previous knowledge is lost.

Granted but your reply is ported over and forgotten to the mists of internet time.

I wish I had a T-rex named Gavin who played Jazz guitar.

 

[Birras]

Granted. But his mouth is full of wasps, so every time he opens it, he sprays you with wasps. Giant horrible sataintic wasps. [http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/gianthornet1.jpg]

I wish for a small amount of water.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it's from the dead sea.

I wish for love and beauty and truth.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but that's useless to everyone else in the world. (bleak but true)

I wish that wasn't true.

 

[Birras]

Granted. But you know what else is granted? Giant horrible sataintic wasps. [http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/gianthornet1.jpg]

I wish I could get off of including Hell-spawn wasps with all my granted wishes.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but instead your posts are of the unholy Blobfish!!

I wish I lived on the tropical world of Pandora, married to one of those fine Na'vi chicks.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but humans have invaded the planet. (damn humans)

I wish I knew how to fight with swords.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but I still beat you with my energy sword.

I wish I could dual wield energy swords.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you get killed by someone who is much more skilled at energy swords (me >).

I wish I had the Death Star.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted... sorta. They're still there but they're in spanish so you don't understand what they're saying.

I wish I had great pick up lines.