Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Vrex360]

Granted but you crash it on the first day.

I wish I was irresistable to human women.

 

[ultrachicken]

Granted, but all human women receive a fatal STD.

I wish I were a space-ninja.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but they turn against you and strangle you to death.

I wish I had a little more sleep.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but it's violent now and has to be put to sleep.

I wish my house would never catch on fire.

 

[Lambi]

Granted. We all freeze to death.

I wish we could breath in outer space.

 

[ultrachicken]

Granted, but your kitty is a zombie and it eats your face.

I wish i was a SPACE-NINJA

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you a revolution soon starts and they overthrow you to form a democracy.

I wish I had the power to light shit on fire... with my MIND!!!

 

[ultrachicken]

Granted, but there is now an elephant in the room.

I wish I had MW2

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but your 360 (assuming you have one) red rings.

I wish the Wii had a better selection of games.

 

[similar.squirrel]

The Wii will never have a better selection of games because Nintendo is pandering to a demographic that knows nothing of gaming.

I wish I wasn't fugly.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

granted now your poor broke without electricity
I wish I could love

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted
that includes everyone, even old guys with hired muscle and the love you a little too much

I wish I could find a nice girlfriend
(meaning we have a mutually respectable and loving relationship and she is is a girl)