Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Metric Monkey]

Granted, we nuked your hard drive.
That should speed it up a bit with all that clutter gone.

I wish my New Years didn't suck.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Granted. You are going to die on the second though.

I wish my pants weren't so tight.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted. You now have 26 STDs instead.

I wish I could alter my appearance at will.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Granted. There is now a jar of holyness in the fridge, however it is booby trapped. Don't open it.

I wish my wallet had some more money in it.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you don't have your wallet anymore.

I wish I didn't take that guy's wallet.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Granted! Here's your pony! *shoots pony in head* Well, you HAD a pony...

I wish my invisible pistol was quieter...

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, it can no longer fire.

I wish my big bucket of salt and barbed wire also had nuclear fallout and battery acid in it.

 

[orangebandguy]

Granted! But I put your bucket into an incinerator, now what you going to do?


I wish could give this cake to someone.

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, but you left your car keys and life savings in the cake and the guy eats the cake hole before you get them back.

Wish I had a new bucket to fill with deadly objects.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, it breaks.

I wish someone would make a reply post to this one.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you have to change your avatar before your next post, or I turn this post into "///Disregard".

I wish my sister was out of the house more often.

 

[NeoAC]

Granted, but my replies suck.

I wish some evil queen asked me to go on a quest to defeat a talking lion.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Granted, but you have to listen to the lion espouse religion.

I wish I had angel wings.

 

[Nikolaz72]

Granted but you would have to play harp the rest of your life.

I wish i could run a BBQ.

 

[NeoAC]

Granted, but you only BBQ veggies and tofu. Have fun.

I wish I could magically resurrect any thread I wanted.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but you have to sacrifice your soul.

I wish I was the ruler of the world.

 

[Nikolaz72]

Granted, but everyone else than you dies.

I wish i could BBQ something else than veggies and tofu..