Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but due to the dirty joke I thought of first involving a box and Pandora you have been banned

I wish to not invoke the end of the world.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, I do instead.

I wish I could find true love.... and a spaceship.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but they're dominatrixes and have a hidden surprise down there for you.
[sup]Here's a hint: they might not actually be babes[/sup]
Epically ninja'd.

Granted, but it's the spaceship you fall in love with. It also two times on you with other spaceships right in front of you.

I wish that all the JRPG hate on this site would go away.

 

[Queen Michael]

Granted, but now people are Twilight hating so much that even people who don't like Twilight are getting annoyed.

I wish for a thousand pancakes.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you have to eat them dry with no maple syrup etc and follow it up with a big glass of molasses.

I wish I owned all the nuclear weapons in the world.

 

[Queen Michael]

You do, and they go off.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but the hippies are placed in charge and outlaw all meat products.

I wish I was as smart as Stephen Hawking.

 

[Queen Michael]

Granted. Also, you have AIDS!

I wish I owned all the Batman comic books ever made.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but everyone else owns much better quality versions of them.

I wish I had a never ending supply of Jack Daniels.

 

[Queen Michael]

Granted, and you die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I had AIDS.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you get the cure by accident.( for the purpose of this game, the cure is samonela[sp?])

I wish I had a watch.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it's a sundial strapped to your hand.

I wish I was 6' 6" and built like a brick shithouse.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but people mistake you for a brick shithouse, thus they shit in you.

I wish for a good flashlight.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it's actually a fleshlight and all your mates treat you as a joke.

I wish for a Coca Cola vending machine.

 

[Broken Orange]

Granted, but it is fill with RC Cola.

I wish I could get my 1000 whores
(not virgins, they wouldn't know what to do and what goes where.)

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but they're all dirty and unclean.

I wish you'd stop being so damn clumsy with the fruit you handle.

 

[Broken Orange]

Granted, but I become so damn clumsy around babies

I wish that my computer wasn't broken

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but now it's stolen.

I wish that the life expectancy for everyone is about 115 years.

 

[not_the_dm]

Granted, but we still age normally (thats what, 55 years or more of chronic arthritus)
I wish I had a life

 

[Broken Orange]

Hey, I am a wish granter, not a miracle worker.

I wish I am a miracle worker.