Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Scde2]

Granted, it shoots you.

I wish people stopped chrushing my wishes.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but for each wish you make an orphan spontaneously combusts and is cast into the deepest pit of hell.

I wish for a better job.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, You are now a maid at the local motel.

I wish I made more than $100,000 a year.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but that's in Zimbabwe currency so it's something like $5 in country's with working economies.

I wish for an original script from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but you have to watch all of the Monty Python films.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you don't get to wish for it.

I wish I caught fish whenever I went fishing.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but they are evil fish that will suck out your life force.

I wish that I could make over 100,000 Euros a year.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you are taxed at 100%.

I wish for a maid.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, here is the apron, mop, broom, and feather duster.

I wish I am not taxed at all.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, you are now unemployed.

I wish for a maid that is not me.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but she is a paraplegic and you have to pay her a full salary.

I wish I can have Starcraft 2 right now.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could have Warcraft IV right now.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is exactly like WC 2.

I wish I could laugh right now.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you no longer find anything funny.

I wish for a better personality.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, you get my personality.

I wish for a cool tattoo.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, it's really small and on your arse.

I wish for a super computer.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is so fast it takes over your mind.

I wish that someone could corrupt this wish.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you get smacked around the head for breaking the system with that wish.

I wish I had a nuclear submarine.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but the captain is Sean Connery...Wait, thats a GOOD thing!

I wish that Alpha's last wish didn't happen.

 

[Tharwen]

Granted, but Alpha wished first, and that means he takes priority. Sorry.

I wish for Douglas Adams to come back