Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Vrex360]

Granted, but then all the elites kill you.

Harrumph!!!

I wish I could find true love in the form of a pretty and sweet Sangheili chick.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it's a hardcover and you slip and poke both your eyes out when you pick it up.

Granted, but your interspecies erotica gets condemned and you are both tortured to death for your horrible crimes.

I wish for a fanbase.

 

[Scde2]

Your fanbase is /b/

I wish that /b/ never existed.

 

[Broken Orange]

Granted...What? It is a great idea

I wish that life wasn't a *****

 

[Scde2]

Granted, life is now an asshole.

I wish that life was no longer an asshole.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, it is now a c*nt hole.

I wish life was no longer a c*nt hole.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, life now is fucked.

I wish life wasn't fucked.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, now you're the only one that's fucked.

I wish that volume 5 and onwards of Hellsing Ultimate would get a European release.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, unfortunatley every copy is corrupted.

I wish I had the love of a really hot goth chick.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but you kill her due to your genocidal behavior.

I wish someone said hello to me.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but she has five other boyfriends and won't do anything without all six of you present.
[sup][sup]Can you say sloppy seconds?[/sup][/sup]

Ninja'd huh.

Granted, but they kick you in the nads as part of their greeting.

I wish for the mental image I just gave myself to go away.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it becomes very real soon enough.

I wish that it does not become real.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but from now on you want it to be real.

I wish for all cosmic power.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, your body explodes due to all the power.

I wish I wasn't a jerk.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, you're now a jerk off.

I wish for a hug.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but you get a little extra hug *wink wink nudge nudge*

I wish that Alpha accepts the offer.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but I go into it without having showered in a year.

I wish for more Pepsi Max.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is mixed in with your bath water that you used after not showering for a year.

I wish that I could live for a little bit longer.

 

[superbatranger]

Granted, but that extra time is spent in excruciating pain.

I wish I didn't have school during the summer.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but as a result of not going to school your brains dribble out your ears and you can only find employment as a burger flipper for the rest of your life.

I wish for a machine gun.