Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it goes the whole "what if?" route and ignores the real life events of your life because they suck.

I wish for the powers of Odin.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but you die after getting it.

I wish that Ashley, Wrex and Liara from Mass Effect get more screentime in Mass Effect 3.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but the game is now fully based upon their love triangle.

I wish that I understood tentacle porn.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you're now addicted to it and are shunned by everyone you know.

I wish for a Big Daddy.

 

[Scde2]

Granted here [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Daddy_(film)] it is.

I wish that this wish didn't happen.

 

[Mr.logic]

granted but instead you wish for a different wish to happen

i wish there was a girl who cares about me that im not realitives with

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but everyone joins a mass suicide cult and offs themselves.
There's no need to change stuff here unless it's really bad.

I wish for every videogame that has ever been made.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, they are all stolen except for E.T.

I wish for my headache to go away.

 

[Mr.logic]

granted but the medicine is a shotgun shell too the face

i wish i had a watch

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, your watch breaks.

I wish I was dating a Quarian.

 

[Mr.logic]

granted but its a hyper long distance realationship were you can never call or see her

i wish i had another watch

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is made of cheese.

I wish that people stop calling me an "emofag" ;(

 

[Mr.logic]

granted but that start calling you emofaggot =(

i wish the next person couldn't crush my dream of getting a watch

 

[Scde2]

Granted, you get a wooden watch that gives you splinters.

I wish for help.

 

[Broken Orange]

Sure, but it is the Beatles who answer the call, and they are tripping on acid

I wish my pizza wasn't greasy.

 

[Mr.logic]

granted but instead its bloody

i wish i was happier

 

[Scde2]

Not granted! If I can't be happy, no one can be happy!

I wish that I was happy.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you're Vanille level happy.

I wish for one ring to rule them all.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, it is a ring that is the boss of other rings. whoohoo...

I wish for a ring of power.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but the ring only has power over you.

I wish for a bus and three hookers.