Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Simalacrum]

granted, but now your groin feels like its being constantly whacked in with a 10 tonn hammer.

I wish everyone could be happy.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but you become depressed, kill your self then were all sad again.

I wish i had a lolliepop

 

[Simalacrum]

Granted - its your last meal.

I wish I had a mouse.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but it's this one

Spoiler: Cick if you dare

I wish i was still in bed (it's too early!!!)

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted, but you never get to come out, even for food. Plus you have night terrors.
I wish my graphics card was good enough for me to play Spore.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but you get driver errors everytime you try to play anything else.

I wish my maths homework would dissapear

 

[lodo_bear]

Granted. All of the math homework you have ever done disappears, and so do all the grades associated with them. With no record of you ever having learned any math, you are forced to take the GED just to get high school credit, but every time you try to do the math section, it disappears...

I wish for cheaper rent.

 

[Strid]

Granted, but you find love in an inanimate object you lonely person.

I wish I had super-powers...

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but every result is blocked by a proxy

I wish i was having a subway.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted
Your dead u've gone to hell and you've got to watch ur ma eating that subway for the rest of eternity.

I wish less socially inept.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Granted, but it's actually just a light shade of black MWAHAHAHA!!

I wish Bethesda would hurry up with TESV.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but the AI has no voice acting and the guards can see theives through walls now.

I wish i could plan things better.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but it crashes into your exact location and you get flattened.

I wish I had a jetpack.

 

[therealsomeguy]

Granted, you kissed Kevin Rudd (Prime Minister of Australia) instead

I wish i had have come up with someone other then Kevin Rudd