Crush Each Other's Dreams

[therealsomeguy]

Granted, but MANTONY is also the name of a one legged hermit who lives alone in the arctic

I wish i was as far away from Pararaptor as possible

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, you now live on Neptune.

I wish I had a butterfly knife-style pen.

 

[therealsomeguy]

Granted, but it has no ink, BWAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

I wish i could get off of Neptune

 

[therealsomeguy]

Granted, its a knife made out of butterflies...which then fly away

I wish i was back on Neptune

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you cut yourself on it every time you spin it open.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.

Granted, but you can't breathe. You choke and die.

I wish I had some chocolate ice cream.

 

[therealsomeguy]

Granted, but it starts punching you in the face instead

i wish, i wish i hadn't killed that fish

 

[Seanchaidh]

Granted, but you're obviously a Nazi sympathizer.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted, but it crashes. INTO YOU.
I wish I had some cottage pie. I love that stuff!

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

It stops freezing. It blows up, along with your house, your family and whatever pets you may own at the moment.
I wish I didn't lose the game.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but to remove all memory triggers that make you lose the game, parts of your memory have to be erased, leaving you wondering why you have blackouts in your memory.

I wish Cod4 would stop lagging
[sub]damn internet[/sub]

 

[ravensshade]

your isp cut's of your internet

i wish i was at home.. with a drink

 

[ravensshade]

you made no wish