Crush Each Other's Dreams

[CounterAttack]

Granted. You win 10 cents. =)

I wish I had better stamina.

 

[lodo_bear]

Granted. Unfortunately, you took charisma as your dump stat to improve it. You have no friends.

I wish that Gary Gygax was still alive.

 

[Baby Eater]

granted but only as a liver in a jar.

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

[Baby Eater]

granted but she is really he

I wish I could get to sleep

 

[lodo_bear]

Granted, but since the curse applies to the next wisher, and not to you, nothing goes wrong with my wish! Muhahaha!

I wish for some tasty chocolate-covered peanut butter cookies.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted your a krill inside a whales throat.

I wish people wouldn't repeat wishes.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Granted, but every wish is so new and inventive, your head explodes.

I wish I was my avatar.[sub]Couldn't think of a good one.[/sub]

 

[Crunchy English]

Ninja'd!

Granted, but piss yourself in your armor because it takes a day and half to remove.

I wish that we'd get at least one good TMNT game this year. My childhood was so raped by these disgusting cash-ins.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted. It only sells one copy and is purchased by an overweight man, who proptly eats it.
I wish I get a harmonica for Christmas.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but it's old and full of dust.

I wish I had two more PS3's so I would have three PS3's.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but the new ones have no casing and broken hard drives.

I wish i had an evil monkey.

 

[Quoth]

Granted but the evil monkey gets indoctrinated by a cult of pure good and is forever a goody two shoes. Goody two shoes, goody, goody two shoes!

I wish I could fly just by flapping my arms a bit.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted floating off the ground everytime you play shirrades and have to do a bird can get tiring after a while.

I wish i was less insecure