Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Sassafrass]

Granted but it's sensitive to light.

I wish for a fish, a fish, a fishy, oh.

[sup]EDIT: Well, that was a ninja fest, huh?[/sup]

 

[Flashdeath30]

Granted, but it hates you and swims away.

I wish I had a spear.

 

[Klagermeister]

Granted, but it's made of bread.

I wish I could shapeshift into any animal of my choosing.

 

[LockHeart]

You get stuck in the form of a slug.

I wish that my phone battery didn't need charging.

 

[Jaywebbs]

It's gone

I wish I wish I had a fish

 

[Berethond]

I give you a fish.

I wish I was a professional musician.

 

[ECAaxel]

You are but you have trouble finding work

I wish my left shoulder would stop hurting.

 

[LockHeart]

Granted, but now your right one hurts.

I wish I would wake up earlier.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Granted, but you wake up so early that you fall asleep at work/school

I wish i had some money

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Spoiler: This

has been done over and over. Seriously, originality?

Granted, but you worked for an obscure company that still uses Pong's software.

I wish I could fly. (Cookie for reference)

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Granted, but you were an NPC with no purpose.

I wish someone could get the true reference.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but you are arrested for grave digging

I wish i was a pilot

 

[Simalacrum]

Granted, but you can only fly a paper aeroplane. Once. And its wet. In the BIN! (inside joke, don't worry )

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Granted, she's this girl.

Spoiler

I wish people would shut up.

 

[COR 2000]

Granted. You get shut down, though.

Oh, I wish! I wish I had an Oscar-Mayer wiener...

 

[Simalacrum]

Granted, but you'll only be a de-hentist, rather than a deeeee-hentist!

I want to be on T.V.