Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Balaxe]

granted, you get kicked in the nuts.
I wish my pet eagles were still with me.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

they come back and eat you piece by piece again

I wish I was more witty

 

[Balaxe]

Granted. You smell and people won't talk to you.

I wish my post count was one higher than it is now.

EDIT: OMG it came true.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but you are banned

I wish it is x-mas in 1hr 57 mins

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted, Santa comes and murders your family before that hour is up

I wish I sing everything well

 

[Randoms]

Granted, but everyone knows you as a bad singer and know one listens

I wish nothing bad happened to me.

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, everything bad happens to you.

I wish for a puppy named rover that is cute, lovable and friendly.

 

[Birras]

Granted, but he has a terminal disease. He's got Heart-full-of-wasps-neosis. He spontanousley explodes into bloody chunks and covers everyone near him with wasps and dog bits.

I wish to know how the Eff to deal with a foot of snow...

 

[Randoms]

Granted, you set your foot on fire.

I wish i knew how to get along

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted now no one else does

I wish I could make people have a orgasm when they hear my play the guitar

 

[Birras]

Granted, but I cut all your strings and replaced them with wasps.

I wish I had mastery over wasps.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but the bees sting you instead.

I wish I was a Parselmouth. (Speaks like a snake and understands them)

 

[ultrachicken]

Granted, but the snakes hate you and eat you alive.

I wish I were Godzilla

 

[Birras]

Granted, but you can't speak English. Also, wasps attack you for some rasin.

I wish for an apple.

 

[Lambi]

Granted. It has two poisonous worms in it.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted: Thor comes and kicks its ass

I wish I could burn the earth

 

[Pandalisk]

Granted: Most of its water

I wish i had friends

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted

they are all underwater friends and you can no longer swim

 

[therealsomeguy]

I wish Guitar Gamer had a wish

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted he does now your post looks stupid

I wish everyone a merry x-mas!