Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Lambi]

Granted but we have a shitty New Year's eve.

I wish we could enter the new year with a bang.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted you die in a fireworks accident

I wish I could spend more time with me friends

 

[Lambi]

Granted but since you don't have any friends...

I wish Darth Vader would kill me.

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, he does things to your dead body that i'm not going to say.

I wish for world death.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but thanks to evolution, another species, probably human like, rises.

I wish religion and Darwinism could and would coexist.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted but now everyone is now a dog names fredrick

I wish I wished a wish I that I could wishingly wish

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted
you rule the world of contemporary Disney but are instantly bought out

I wish more folks were online this time of day

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, all the keys are As.

I wish for stuff, lots of stuff.

 

[Queen Michael]

Granted, but it's horrible stuff!

I wish for lots of Marvel comic books.

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, but now Cthulhu never existed and no one gets the refrence.

I wish for ever tree in the world to launch into space like they were all rockets.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but they will come back to earth with nuclear warheads and land on your house.

I wish I could sing like serj tankian.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted you can but the same day you discover you have throat cancer

I wish i had a pilot's licence

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, you now have a bad credit rating and no one will sell/rent you a plane.

I wish for a wish that can be easily turned into something bad.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Granted. Its a bucket filled with salt and barbed wire. Your wish is at the bottom.

I wish for a pound of bacon.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted. You now own a pig. Enjoy.

I wish I could find a secret achievement in a popular game.