Cthulthu is trying to kill you.

[Fniff]

You wake up one morning to find Cthulthu is trying to kill you. You can't tell what he's doing that for (He is a higher being,after all).

What would be your plan? Take him on? Kill yourself? Keep running?

 

[Captain Pancake]

I would bend over and take it like a man. They're ain't no fightin' Cthulthu yourself.

 

[Nukey]

Nuke him!

 

[sky14kemea]

I would bend over and take it like a man. They're ain't no fightin' Cthulthu yourself.

Seconded, we don't stand a chance against C'thulu

0w0 - He's awaaaaaaake!

 

[Dudemeister]

Accept fate, some things can't be changed.

 

[Fniff]

He would never.

We play doubles Chess against God and Satan.

Huh.

Might join in.

Where do you play? Cos,I have a bit of space in my apartment.

 

[Slycne]

Convert to a cultist at least I'll be the last to go

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Lull him back to sleep with lullabies and warm milk. Failing that, go insane

 

[Timotei]

I would call together every action hero meme to fight.

 

[Robert632]

i would shit myself and die.

 

[Susano]

Convert to a cultist at least I'll be the last to go

Noooooo, the Cultists are the FIRST to go...
He ends it quickly for them, they're the lucky ones.
I think.

 

[dududf]

Make a female Mecha Cthulthu, and trick it into sex with it, then mecha cthulthu will cut it in half.


Hrmmm...

On second thought I shouldn't have given that robot sentience...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Since I don't know much about Cthulthu, I'm not sure how to answer that. I'd probably run like hell.

 

[LeonLethality]

join his ranks? ride him and go on a reign of terror, duh.

 

[Slycne]

Convert to a cultist at least I'll be the last to go

Noooooo, the Cultists are the FIRST to go...
He ends it quickly for them, they're the lucky ones.
I think.

For you my lord for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu *urk

 

[God's Clown]

I would cut off his none existent head from his none existent body. If something that isn't real tries to kill me then I will simply kill it. With my Scythe.

 

[Fniff]

Huh.

Might join in.

Where do you play? Cos,I have a bit of space in my apartment.

Uh...
I'm not sure it technically exists on this plane of existence.

Eh,my space manatee can go anywhere.

I do love that space manatee.