Cthulthu is trying to kill you.

[CakeDragon]

Ask Chuck Norris to help me kick ass. Or just ask him to kick ass while I stand back and watch the awesome.

 

[obex]

Somebody been reading HP Lovecraft round here.

On topic: I think I'd persuade him to dance with me, and then confuse him with progressive jazz, winning a round of applause from some nearby Belgians.

And i think someone has been watching bill bailey round here

 

[GrinningManiac]

Call upon the powers of Angry Neel* and eradicate him

*Angry Neel is a caricature of a mellow friend of mine when he looses it. Think bloodthirst of TF2's Soldier combined with the stubborness of a rock, and the solidity too

 

[Ryuk2]

I'm not pretty sure what he is supposed to be, but he seems to be something like god, only more evil (by a bit). So i'm not scared. If god can't do anything, what can big scaly thingy do?

 

[Xorghul]

He would never.

We play doubles Chess against God and Satan.

Huh.

Might join in.

Where do you play? Cos,I have a bit of space in my apartment.

I think they play in a one of them big black holes. Once per hole only thou, their egos are immense. The black holes have a habit of imploding afterwards.

Oh yeah, OT: No, he wouldn't do that. I'd eat him.^^

 

[000Ronald]

That's absurd.
You're absurd.

Jack Nicholson doesn't act!
(I actually had to look him up, so don't take that too seriously.)

You had to look up Here's Johnny!?

No...you're dead to me.

I'm not even sorry for you.

 

[blindthrall]

Try to find an HEV suit and a diagram of a squid's digestive system.

Na, I'd just start praying to him. After all, I'm the one who freed him.

 

[Owlgravy]

Already beaten him. I told him to say JackCandle with the words switched round in a complete sentence. Let's just say he didn't get much further past "Why would I Cthulthu, say *name censored for my own safety*, now I must ki-" before I needed to get out my discount card for the rope store.

 

[johnzaku]

I'd prolly kill myself...

=/

Cthulu is going to do so much worse... Then again, he might already have me

 

[dalek sec]

Pray that he eats me before destroying the world.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Hmm, I don't remember giving him a reason to mutiny against me. I'm usually very lax with my restrictions on him, and even give him 2 days a week that he can do whatever evil he likes. Oh well, I reckon I could take him. Destroy what you create and all that.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Cthulthu does not try to kill you, he just does.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Why is Cthulu even remotely interested in me?
Maybe I could convince him to take me in, let me be his liutenant or something. Barring that, have team up with Fedor to fight him, or just sit back and watch. Though if they were to team up, WE ARE ALL SCREWED ROYALLY!
Barring that, like someone suggested earlier, and go out the honorable way, on my sword.

 

[_Janny_]

I'd probably sit tight, wait to die, and cross my fingers that the afterlife is as cool as I hope it to be (you know, candy bars everywhere and all that jazz)

I would do this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku], as quickly as possible.

That is one awesomely brave way to go. Hats off to you good sir.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Borderlands spoiler.

Lock him in the Vault with the Destroyer and pray they don't mate

...or hire Chuck Norris to protect me

 

[Vkmies]

Yeah, like you would fight against that thing... I would accept my fate and make some tea for us.

 

[geldonyetich]

What? No. Cthulu is my friend. My cuddly, many-tentacled, mind-flaying, apocalypse-bringing, friend.

 

[Rooster893]

i would shit myself and die.

This.