Cthulthu is trying to kill you.

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tesko

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I equip my Summon Shoggoth + W-Summon materia, call up a few of my friends and hunker down for an epic battle.
 

Gebi10000

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I've just contacted my friends mister ikari, and Charles bi Britannia II.and EVA mounted Ragnarok weapon should be enough to wipe out the great old things from the plane of this universe.
 

Susano

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LeonHellsvite said:
join his ranks? ride him and go on a reign of terror, duh.
He has no ranks, he just wants to kill you.

KILL YOU

RUN

[small]even though he'll find you anywhere[/small]
 

maddawg IAJI

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There is no winning outcome. If a god wants you dead, you're dead. Espically one who you can't even see. Hell if Cthulu is half as clever as the gods from Ancient Greece, I'll be praying for death.

They cursed Prometheus to an eternity of having his liver ripped out by a giant bird. If they want you dead be glad there being merciful.
 

Fniff

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MaxTheReaper said:
Fniff said:
Eh,my space manatee can go anywhere.

I do love that space manatee.
Huh.
Well that's troubling...

Still, I'm not sure you're up for this - viewing any one of the four of us has been known to drive men into insanity.
You said men...I am guessing you mean human...

I don't really into the category.
 

000Ronald

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Tch, that would never happen. Cthulthu would go insane if he looked at my face. It's also the secret to Jack Nicholson's acting skills, sort of; he doesn't pretend to go insane, he imagines my face and actully does go insane. Then he imagines it again to make himself sane. And yes, it does work like that.

Apologies Abound
 

axia777

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I would die. Then my soul would be eaten and I would be no more. That is a silly question.
 

Amnestic

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I'm going to need guns, lots of guns.

And some God slaying weaponry

And a team of badass action heroes.

And Jesus.

And some Batman BatAntiTentacleRape Spray.

Let's kick some higher being ass!
 

Kajt

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I'd try to escape him for as long as I can, and then try to steal some nukes in an attempt to fight him.
 

Fniff

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MaxTheReaper said:
Fniff said:
You said men...I am guessing you mean human...

I don't really into the category.
Touche!

Well, if you can find another entity of cosmic power to make things even, we'd be happy to let you join us.
Or at least watch.
OK,then.

I'll go get Furburt.

:p
 

teisjm

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inject something extremely deathly but with a long incubation period into myself. i'm gonan die after all, so I might as well take a long shot and hope that he eats me, and take him down with me.
 

Xvito

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I would do this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku], as quickly as possible.

What else is there...? Except him killing me first, of course... The puny, pathetic human I am.