Cthulthu is trying to kill you.

[Nazulu]

I would take him on... In Super Smash Brothers Melee!

He would probably mop the floor with me but at least it would be a fun finish.

 

[Stabber1010]

I would fight him.
And I would win...by making his brain mush.
By showing him the internet.

Or you could beat him with another HP lovecraft creature. Lizardmen! An army of them.

 

[Raven's Nest]

i would shit myself and die.

I think this is all one can do in that situation...

Unless you were constipated, in which case you would simply die...

 

[BakaSmurf]

Wait a minute... Why would Cthulhu be trying to kill me when I'm the one that summoned him!?

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

Oh wait, that's right, because he's a complete and utter ass.

 

[Artemorus]

i would stab him in the face, nothing else

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Take my AK47 out from under my bed and give him some Russian Justice.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Convince Cthulhu that you can be allies that will murder lots of other people.

 

[Hazy]

Run. Although it won't do much good, seeing as how Cthulhu is trying to kill you!
[sub]I.e. there is no way out.[/sub]

And some Batman BatAntiTentacleRape Spray.

Well this sure crossed into hentai territory awfully fast

 

[traceur_]

I'd shit myself and scream in terror to find that a big squid-dragon-thing is trying to kill me, then I'd die because I'd be paralysed with fear.

 

[under_score]

Cthulhu is tying to kill me? That implies possibility of faliure. I'm pretty sure that if Cthulhu even turned the slightest his attention towards me, my sanity would be in tatters, not to mention my body and the majority of the planet.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i would call Chuck Norris and watch the fight of epicness

 

[LewsTherin]

I would punch out Cthulhu. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu]

For this I shall I my vengeance.

I would strike him down with my Holy Avenger + 21. It shoots 20 dice fireballs. And I'm already mostly insane, so if that doesn't work...donuts and Mario-kart? Getting stuck underwater for aeons sure builds up a hunger.

 

[TraumaHound]

Considering I had a "Call of Cthulhu [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Cthulhu_(role-playing_game)]" character's brain melt and run out of his nose (wicked sanity loss, seemed as accurate a description as any) at the mere sight of an apparition of Cthulhu if the Great Old One himself was trying to kill me I'd already be dead.

 

[Valiance]

"...We're hunting an old god, Brann..."

 

[ZSF]

We cultists get to die instantly!

 

[Souplex]

Cthulu is a pushover. I would simply suplex his tentacled ass.
If Athe were trying to kill me I would probably be screwed.

 

[mugetsu37]

Go back to sleep. There's no reason for him to kill me and the elder gods don't concern me.

 

[MissTwist]

I've prepared for such eventualities...and recruited friends for a ritual to send him back.
So, given that Cthulhu destroys 1d6 investigators per round, I reckon I'd have enough people to complete the ritual and save the world ^^

 

[Teh Ty]

Meh, I would kill myself, but I would kill myself in style. Like, jump off a cliff onto a bed of spikes... That's on fire... And I would have a blindfold on.