Cthulthu is trying to kill you.

[Ronaruudo]

You guys are all smalltime, and obviously not very into the Cthulhu mythos.

Nukes? Pathetic. All you need to defeat Cthulhu is a boat to ram into his head.

"I'M ON A BOAT, I'M ON A BOAT, EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME 'CAUSE I'M RAMMING CTHULHU'S HEAD WITH A BOAT!"

 

[Voodoomancer]

Nuke him
Use Japanese schoolgirls as a distraction
Bombard him from orbit
Call the Ghost Busters
Call Batman
Call Chuck Norris
Make like a tree and...

Actually, I think I'd just be royally screwed. It's Cthulhu.

 

[YoUnG205]

just die not point in fighting lol

 

[Vrud]

I'd rape him Cthulhu's one sexy tentacled beast!

Then I'd spend the rest of my life tearing out the walls and ceilings of my apartment building to make room for the hideous growing offspring.

 

[Vrud]

You guys are all smalltime, and obviously not very into the Cthulhu mythos.

Nukes? Pathetic. All you need to defeat Cthulhu is a boat to ram into his head.

"I'M ON A BOAT, I'M ON A BOAT, EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME 'CAUSE I'M RAMMING CTHULHU'S HEAD WITH A BOAT!"

Yeah, I wondered why no one had brought that up.

 

[stabnex]

Congratulate him on his incentive and die content that all of humanity is next. ^-^

 

[Ildecia]

simple! grab the scribblenauts notebook, make a mind control device; shoot him with it, then make a top hat and parade the streets while riding on his back

 

[Bernzz]

Die? There's nothing you can do to escape him.

 

[Vierran]

I am pretty sure i don't have that much sanity to begin with, Cthulthu could probably just offer me a job.

 

[GDW]

Isn't Cthulhu an immortal great one? Hard to thinkhe's invincible. thus far nothing has killed him, but, in all fairness, his presence is so powerful that his dormant, sleeping body beneath the seas in R'lyeah can manipulate and destroy human being by itself.

Yeah. If Cthulhu wants you dead you're dead.

 

[Asher1991]

Scream "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!" at the top of my lungs. He Who Must Not Be Named (the original one, of course) would appear and kill me. Cthulhu would be rather displeased with The King in Yellow jacking his kill and I'd buy a bit of time for the rest of the world to die a slightly less painful death.

 

[KingTiger]

I never heard of this creature before so I googled Cthulhu and got a picture of giant octopus squid thingy!

So I guess I would bring my Chinese and Japanese friends who love Calamari to start some creative cooking!

I don't like sea food so those two will have to eat it alone >.> I prefer kebab

 

[dark_taint92]

summon the super devil with his jar of marmalade which causes people to commit adultery. then get cthulhu to eat it. if that fails make sushi out of him, or maybe slip him some super strong sleeping pills.

 

[Crushed Fate]

Make a sanity check. Probably fail. Lose d100 sanity, probably turn into an npc. If not stay very still and hope he doesn't notice me, after all he's not the sort of guy to get his hands dirty. If he wanted me dead he would send cultists after me first. If he just wanted a chat he would come to me in my dreams. Thus him being where I am is probably accidental and he's actually after something else.

 

[cynicalandbored]

Tape a squid to my face and attempt to pass off as Cthulu's long lost brother Stanley.

 

[MrGFunk]

I'm pretty sure me and The Great Cthulhu move in different circles...

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I'd stab that so' ***** and make a break for it.

 

[Syphonz]

uh, Cthulu is never 'trying' to kill you, he just does. there's no escaping it, there's no realizing it, you're just dead.