D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!

[el_kabong]

My D&D group starts off every night with animal sacrifice to pagan gods. It establishes the mood.

We used to sacrifice virgins, but then we started running out of people to play with.

 

[Fwee]

Man, I remember when D&D got me hooked on pot. And then I was so hooked on pot I was living on the street, dressed up as a woman trying to save enough change for a sex operation.
And then the pot wore off, so I went back inside for a salad. A big one.

 

[AngelSword]

Oh, how quaint. D&D leads to Satanism.

I thought most crazy Christians moved on to more recently created controversies.

 

[wearesoneutralthatithurts]

ive been playing d and d for 12 years and not once have i ever wanted to do any of the afformentioned

You Heretics! Satan will come and punish you!


(little tip: if you need cultists, steal some from cthulhu)

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

OT: Site is troll. Nothing more, alot less.

How do you know? Seems pretty convincing. Let's email them to make sure.....

Because if you actually know something about Christianity, you know it's not convincing in the slightest. Real fundamentalist sites are different in tone from this, the site that was linked drips with sarcasm. Also, there's content is about as far off as possible -- no Christian would actually use the term "God's hit list," no matter how insane they were. The adopt a liberal thing is wrong -- the site conflates republicans with Christians, which tells me they're exaggerating elements of the religious right, not actually members of it. Any actual religious site would keep the two seperate -- Churches don't endorse candidates, and in a situation where a preacher would otherwise do it, they can't, because they would lose their tax exempt status.

If all that isn't enough for you, there's a disclaimer in their TOS that someone found a few pages up, stating that everything on the site should be taken as parody, and anyone taking it seriously would be banned. I am really sick of angry atheists on these forums finding anti-fundamentalist parody sites, claiming they're real, and having a Christianity bashing party even after numerous people have pointed out that the site in question is a fake. It seems like a new one, or an old one that a new member has found, pops up about once every two weeks. And every time, we get a thread like this.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh man do I ever get my laughter on whenever I see some apparently totally clueless berk on the internet take anything written on the Shelley the Republican blog seriously. Honestly, the level of obliviousness required to pull that off is staggering.

[HEADING=1]EVERY SINGLE THING ON THAT WEBSITE IS AN OBVIOUS WORK OF SATIRE.[/HEADING]
I'm talking 20-foot high flaming letters screaming "I am sarcastic right now!" levels of obvious here, it is literally a marvel that anyone capable of using the internet and typing could somehow mistake the firmly tongue-in-cheek and ultra-ridiculous things the writers on that site say for serious rhetoric. Nobody who writes articles on that site believes any of the silly things they say, the whole mess is just one big liberal parody of the conservative viewpoint, taken to extremes (open source is anti-freedom!).

So if you read that article and drafted an angry response to what you perceived as a very ignorant opinion piece in need of a logical thrashing, you have serious reading comprehension issues and have just been successfully trolled. By a really obvious troll no less. Be very proud of yourself![footnote]Be ashamed, very ashamed.[/footnote]

 

[Warforger]

Because if you actually know something about Christianity, you know it's not convincing in the slightest. Real fundamentalist sites are different in tone from this, the site that was linked drips with sarcasm. Also, there's content is about as far off as possible -- no Christian would actually use the term "God's hit list," no matter how insane they were. The adopt a liberal thing is wrong -- the site conflates republicans with Christians, which tells me they're exaggerating elements of the religious right, not actually members of it.

That doesn't apply since Christianity is interpreted differently by different people.

Any actual religious site would keep the two seperate -- Churches don't endorse candidates, and in a situation where a preacher would otherwise do it, they can't, because they would lose their tax exempt status.

Thats if the site was a church.

I am really sick of angry atheists on these forums finding anti-fundamentalist parody sites, claiming they're real, and having a Christianity bashing party even after numerous people have pointed out that the site in question is a fake. It seems like a new one, or an old one that a new member has found, pops up about once every two weeks. And every time, we get a thread like this.

......What? How is this bashing Christianity at all? I don't see anyone in this thread saying "Oh look what Christianity did". I swear I just said "Christian" and all of a sudden people thought I was making fun of Christians.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Because if you actually know something about Christianity, you know it's not convincing in the slightest. Real fundamentalist sites are different in tone from this, the site that was linked drips with sarcasm. Also, there's content is about as far off as possible -- no Christian would actually use the term "God's hit list," no matter how insane they were. The adopt a liberal thing is wrong -- the site conflates republicans with Christians, which tells me they're exaggerating elements of the religious right, not actually members of it.

That doesn't apply since Christianity is interpreted differently by different people.

And even from a fundamentalist perspective, the examples I listed are not the way they think -- or at least not the way they would go about saying it. It's parody, exaggerating some elements of fundamentalism, and getting others completely wrong because it's funnier that way, plain and simple.

Any actual religious site would keep the two seperate -- Churches don't endorse candidates, and in a situation where a preacher would otherwise do it, they can't, because they would lose their tax exempt status.

Thats if the site was a church.

Fair enough, but you still don't generally find the two mixed in quite that manner. Fundamentalists might publically endorse a candidate or a platform, but the specific kind of mudslinging on the site is an exaggeration of the unstated bias you tend to see on these sites.

I am really sick of angry atheists on these forums finding anti-fundamentalist parody sites, claiming they're real, and having a Christianity bashing party even after numerous people have pointed out that the site in question is a fake. It seems like a new one, or an old one that a new member has found, pops up about once every two weeks. And every time, we get a thread like this.

......What? How is this bashing Christianity at all? I don't see anyone in this thread saying "Oh look what Christianity did". I swear I just said "Christian" and all of a sudden people thought I was making fun of Christians.

That one wasn't aimed specifically at you, it's something that's been going on since before I joined the site -- someone finds a parody site, like this one or the Christian gamer parody thing, they post a link to it on off-topic, and then you get a multi page thread where the people who actually get that it's a parody are ignored, while a significant subsection of the atheists on this forum use it as an excuse to go "oh, look at the crazy Christians." I'm really getting sick of it.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I guess they weren't Tom Hanks fans.
Cookies for reference.

For the most part I ignore these nutjobs...though it is a little disturbing when I find one of my World Of Darkness game books with a small entry saying that it ISN'T satanism or advocates the dark arts. Thats just a little sad.

MAZES AND DRAGONS gief me cookie

also...yeah, this is, seriously misguided as well, as extrememly over the top...and i guess theres a smidgen of crazy thrown in there for good measure, and all the mixed leaves you with a very unappetising mixture i wish i could ignore easily

Oh sooo close. Its Mazes and Mosters! But since you had a go here

 

[Elburzito]

Jeez, people like this still exist in the States? It's quite sad, really, that some people are desperately trying to drag us civilised human beings back into the Dark Ages. Funny, she actually seems to think that people are actually taking in this garbage!

 

[Spectre4802]

This woman is too stupid and too crazy to be allowed anywhere near any other human being.

If I were king of the world, I'd throw her in a goddamn pit.

...But I'm not. And that's a good thing, I wouldn't know how to run day-to-day operations of Earth.