D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!

[acer840]

Looking at the Atheist link on this site was a good laugh to. I believe it is a troll site, or a joke site.
Oh and playing D&D will definitely not make you go on a killing spree, addicted to drugs or make you use satanic practices.

 

[tzimize]

Yes it's true,two years into playing D&D and the only reason I go to church anymore is for virgin sacrifices and finding new young cultist.

I never thought of going to church for the virgins. Damn 30 years of D&D, Satanic worship and ritual murders down the drain. I feel like I've wasted my life.

Hahahahahah ^^

Got a good laugh at work from both of you. Thanks.

OT: Yeah, sounds like 1985. Humanity. What a bunch of morons. And smart people.

 

[Zarmi]

Ah jolly.. Religion always makes me chuckle. Christianity most of them all.

 

[Beech]

Oh man, this must be the greatest troll site in the world.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

hmm...i think the guy´s just trolling. it´s just too wacky to be true.

 

[xenos60]

It's not Christians that are the problem; it's Americans

 

[Owlslayer]

Well, I've played D&D for several years, and here's the data i collected:
i changed my sex 8 times. Every day i sacrificed 1d20 virgins and drank so much of their blood i had to make a constitution check to stay conscious.
I used to be a junkie living on the streets. That changed when i became a double-junkie. Now i can't even sleep on the streets, gotta hide in the sewers.
And yeah, I'm wanted in about 500 countries.


Meh, so much for me trying to be partially funny or ironic. That never ends well. Anyways, smells like troll.
Long live D&D! And I'm pretty sure there are less than 500 countries. But anyways, i stand by my statement.

 

[minimacker]

This thread just came out from the 1980s.

 

[The Cheezy One]

As a Christian, I can say that this is a load of bull. However, you are giving her what she wants by talking about it. So am I, merely by posting on this thread.

What u talkin' bout crazy *****?

Everyone knows Jesus has an epic level half-elf bard, and DMs campaigns with all the other prophets.

This made me laugh

 

[etherlance]

I am so glad I'm an athiest and thus free from this kind of backwards, dark ages non-sense!


.......Of course my other character is a true believer in the path the one true God "Gomolin has set out before me.

You filthy heathens shall repent your wicked ways and and praise our true God "GOMOLIN"!!

 

[AndyRock]

there is no way this site is real, I found this quote on another of their pages.

Why are germans so mean? We feel it is part of their DNA and their lack of a soul. As Christians we feel that all people can be saved through the mercy of our Lord and Savior Jesus, but the ?exception that proves the rule? is the germans, simply put they are too far gone. Germans are dangerous people, it?s just the way they are, and nothing they ever do will change this, as the bible itself says.

As a person who has been to germany, I can safely say they aren't all satanic nut-jobs, I think some people on this site will agree

 

[Nikolai Smirnov]

Sometimes I feel embarrassed to be christian, and this is one of those times.

 

[R3dF41c0n]

Statements like this make me lawl. As a DnD player (and DM) I don't feel offended, just amused.

 

[RobfromtheGulag]

Welcome to 1982.

On a more serious note: where can I join up?

 

[Hyper-space]

"Rawr! i am a homicidal maniac, i frequently consume illegal substances! but my crippling addiction is only a way for me to deal with my gender-confusion! watch me as i play role-playing games, with DICES and on a TABLE"

By god....

 

[silver wolf009]

Eh, as a Christian, I keep clear of such nutjobs.

I have said it before and I will say it again. I don't paint with a broad bursh. I'm not specifically happy with people who do paint with a broad brush. And I hate it when I am the one being painted. But that argument is completly called for here.

OT: Site is troll. Nothing more, alot less.

 

[Artina89]

Seriously, this has been going on since the eighties, when they thought kids were crawling around in sewers and stuff like that. I am hoping that the site is a parody or something.

 

[Folio]

I guess he didn't like to be the Cleric every time.

Or maybe he wanted to smite stuff with the epic power of god, too.

This guy... I don't know what he deserves. We can't let him sit and play it. We can't show him I Kill It With My Axe because the name itself is already off for him.

Guess we'll just let him play Minecraft.

 

[ANImaniac89]

I didn't think people still played table top RPG's in meaningful numbers anymore, I honestly thought that video games largely killed it off (must investigate further).

but WOW Ritualistic Murders, Deranged Marijuana Junkies and Gender Reassignment Madness (I suddenly want to write an paranoia exploitation comic with these as the taglines)
I love these kind of crazy statements (as long as no one takes them serious)
but you have to crack a smirk when you see someone going on about how Batman and Robin are gay or that D&D will make you become a deranged satanist.
its all bullshit and laughable bullshit at that.

Also as a Christan myself I find it good to avoid the insane finger pointer.