D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!

[skystryke]

I know some are taking it seriously I think their either idiots or just fucking with people based on this quote from another article.

We have inside information which proves beyond any doubt that President Obama was on the verge of issuing an executive order which would effectively cancel Christmas!

According to our inside sources, the President would replace our sacred day with two new holidays, the Muslim month of ?Ramadan? and an entirely new Voodoo festival which would involve ritually killing a goat.

Thankfully, leading Republicans such as Sarah Palin, Bill O?Reilley and Shelley Goodman mobilized a prayer vigil which called upon Jesus to protect us for another twelve-month. The power of the LORD stayed the Presidential usurper?s hands which means that for one more year Christmas is safe for your kids.

Or this one.

One part of Obamascare that they don?t want y?all to know about it the sex clinics they wanna set up in government schools. They don?t wanna talk about it at all for a couple of different reasons

* They wanna convince your kids that they?re really homos
* They wanna convince your kids that drinking fluoridated water and ?smoothies? is more ?healthy? than drinking something good like Coca Cola
* They wanna teach your kids about which food is aphrodisiacs (those are foods the force you to have sex after you eat them)

 

[The_Echo]

As a catholic, I don't care. Also, if she says that, pokemon might as well be satanic.

*Ahem*

 

[Hotrod 84]

I'm not sure if shes crazy or a troll, but this makes me think its the latter.

"How can you tell these gay blood cells from normal ones? Simple, they have a slightly pinkish tinge which betrays their former owners low moral standards. Christian blood by comparison is of the deepest red, like that which Christ bled while suffering on the cross."

And below it.....

"The only known cure for gay-blood is the blood of Christ, which as you can see is a completely different colour. If you suspect that you may have been made gay by receiving homo-blood then you ha better pray that your sins be washed away in the blood of Christ."

/facepalm

 

[Racecarlock]

As a catholic, I don't care. Also, if she says that, pokemon might as well be satanic.

Funny you should mention that. http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/01/27/jesus-vs-pokemon-part-2-the-pokemon-casualties.aspx
http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/01/26/jesus-vs-pokemon-the-final-smackdown.aspx

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Dungeons and Dragons! Satan's game!!

 

[Ham_authority95]

.....According to this insane Christian

http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/fantasy-games

"At STR we found that of the 12 teenagers who were filmed in this show playing ?D&D? 5 have since murdered people and are serving indefinite sentences, 3 are addicted to marihuana and are living as junkies on the streets, another 3 have have sex-change operations and only 1 (who repented and became a Christian) managed to find work and successfully complete high school. Just because this televised program is from 1985 doesn?t mean it?s not completely pertinent today: all the same terrible scenarios mentioned in this program are happening across America right now. If you or your loved ones play Dungeons & dragons do the right thing, just stop participating and burn all your ?monster manuals?. Better yet, next time your friends want to play ?D&D? show-up but bring the only ?manual? they?ll ever need to read: the Bible!"

This site is so hilarious to me, its full of racist, ignorant and outrageous statements about well anything, it even disses Linux.

Sounds like you're feeding a troll(or some other form of attention whore) by posting this and bringing our attention to him.

Free advertising, hey.

 

[skystryke]

Upon further reading they appear to support the WBC which explains a lot and puts my earlier troll accusations in doubt.

 

[Fuselage]

Oh yes it's always the Christians who think this way right? Bite me. Also she is crazy.

Don't look at me, I'm Christian but I am not affiliated with any nut jobs, I also support gay marriage and other things that this person doesn't support

 

[neoman10]

this is from the site:

Glee - Ice Ice Baby: from the Glee "Bad Reputation" episode, this was one of the first-ever gangstah-rap songs, and the only one that was any good. Vanilla Ice is a popular NEGRO "rap-artist". Why are these white children being encouraged to perform what is essentially a black form of music? Why not perform some popular white musical genres such as country and western or bluegrass? Why are these kids being encouraged to be traitors to our race?

this person's funny

 

[Syntax Man]

I actually looked around the site, and unless they're absolutely batshit insane they're trolls.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

.......yeah this woman(and her cohorts who run that site) are batshit insane and as such shouldn't be taken seriously or mistaken for a real christian

 

[Lunar Templar]

0.o ....
son of a ....
>.>;;;
<.<;;;
o.o!! wait i don't play D&D ... then why do i still have stabby urges and would have no issue with a sex change >.>

 

[kikon9]

thats hilarious
as a sidenote, isnt it impossible to be addicted to Marijuana?

You can be addicted to anything so long as it elicits a positive response in the brain.

OT: This is why I'm an atheist.

 

[Infernai]

...He just wants us to play more World of Darkness stuff xD

 

[Happy Toki Toki]

i think its shameful that people like this call themselves christian and taint God's name...
shameful...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

...He just wants us to play more World of Darkness stuff xD

Wouldnt be a bad idea either. Changeling: The Lost IS pretty awesome.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

So many lulz to be had on that site

Maybe I'll try to troll them, although trolling a troll is like pissing into an ocean of piss!

 

[Funkysandwich]

That website can't be serious. If you read some of the other work on there it's either pure genius satire or insane rantings. I like to read it as a satire because it's just too funny.

Life in the 21st century speeds along faster than Hillary Clinton will wind up in Hell.

This one made me laugh a lot. No one can write that and expect it to be taken seriously, right?

I just can't accept that it's true. It has to be one of the best executed and written satirical websites I've ever seen, or we're all f**ked.