Dante's Inferno: Demonic Nudity

[Boneasse]

First of all, if any mod finds this title too offensive, write me a PM and I'll change it. Or you can do it, for all I care. Anyways, now to the news:

Apparently, killing small demon babies is not enough for the creators of the new game: Dante's Inferno. In the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB)'s new report, they write that there is going to be some (if not a lot) of nudity in the game.

They can report that there is going to be a lot of female monsters with bare breasts, some with tentacles, (hentai much?) and some on paintings and such.

BUT! As if that wasn't enough, there's going to be:

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A boss with a big dick that he's going to swing around while you fight him.

Is it just me, or does that sound hilarious?
Or are they trying too hard?

Outtake from the report:

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During one sequence, a distraught demon-like creature seizes Dante's right hand and slowly guides it across her bare chest; during another, "shade minions" in high heels moan lustfully-in the Lust level-as tentacles protrude from their stomachs, their lower regions. As for the nudity: a tapestry-style (hand-drawn) image of a topless woman embracing a man; the same art-style depicting a slave woman-breasts exposed-lying on the floor with the guilt-ridden; a naked woman on a stone slab levitating in the air (only her breasts are fully defined); the aforementioned topless Cleopatra; and a bluish devil/demon in boss-battle mode-its penis visible during the flying and fire-spewing, the standing around (there are equivalent physics applied to female/male body parts).

I've searched the forums, and I couldn't find anywhere this has been posted before.

 

[Cherry Cola]

OMG CONTROVERSIAL! RUN!

Really, I don't care what they add. As long as it's not immature within context they can do whatever they want.

 

[reg42]

If it's in the second circle, then it's understandable, if not then it's just stupid. I can understand demons having sexual organs, thats fine, but as a weapon? Only if it's in the second circle.

 

[Jaranja]

OMG CONTROVERSIAL! RUN!

Really, I don't care what they add. As long as it's not immature within context they can do whatever they want.

This is what I was thinking. Ninja'd by a ninja, how fitting.

 

[DuplicateValue]

If it's in the second circle, then it's understandable, if not then it's just stupid. I can understand demons having sexual organs, thats fine, but as a weapon? Only if it's in the second circle.

What do you mean by 'second circle'?

 

[Boneasse]

Well, there goes my chance of a legitimate copy.

By the way, Best thread title EVAR.

I thought it might catch people's eyes ;-) I thought about writing "Dicks and tits" but that might be pushing it. I'd better keep it polite.

 

[cyber_andyy]

I'm guessing the massive penis is the boss' weak spot...

But yes, they are trying to hard.

 

[Frankydee]

I kindah half expected it to have gratuitous amounts of nudity, so this isn't really surprising.

 

[The Anhk24]

If it's in the second circle, then it's understandable, if not then it's just stupid. I can understand demons having sexual organs, thats fine, but as a weapon? Only if it's in the second circle.

What do you mean by circle?

he means in the game there like 7 circles of hell, one for each sin, and the 2nd is probably lust

 

[justcallmeslow]

Sounds like trying too hard to me.

But I'm not really impressed. Or even phased.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Oh noes, demon wang.

Grow up, eh.

 

[Asturiel]

This is more realisitc, and to be honest I think theyre just trying to get publicity, the right ammount of publicity MW2 got.

 

[Kollega]

What do you mean by 'second circle'?

Second circle of hell was described in Divine Comedy as a place where all sex-related offenders go. Mainly people cheating on their wife/husband/what have you.

And yes, that does indeed sound utterly hilarious. I guess that ridicule is supposed to be part of eternal torment.

 

[DuplicateValue]

What do you mean by 'second circle'?

Lust or Greed?
Lust it would be about the lust for the penis
Greed it would be about wanting a bigger penis?

What do you mean by circle?

he means in the game there like 7 circles of hell, one for each sin, and the 2nd is probably lust

What do you mean by 'second circle'?

Second circle of hell was described in Divine Comedy as a place where all sex-related offenders go. Mainly people cheating on their wife/husband/what have you.

Oh right. Sorry, I'm not too familiar with the circles of hell and all that stuff.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Well that sort of ruins the atmosphere doesn't it? What if Freddy Kreuger stripped off naked halfway through Nightmare on Elm Street? would that not completely ruin the mood? or is it just me?

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Well that sort of ruins the atmosphere doesn't it? What if Freddy Kreuger stripped off naked halfway through Nightmare on Elm Street? would that not completely ruin the mood? or is it just me?

Well most of these Demons seem to have their skin intact..

haha, not what I meant, but I take your point...
Replace Freddy with... The Joker?

 

[Lucifron]

Yay! Tits!

I almost forgot that the Escapist forums are very serious business. Especially demon penises and tits. A purpouse for every post, right? Allow me to add that I believe that it is an excellent step forward for a game to include different kinds of genitalia, and I look forward to seeing both them and the moral outrage in the US in action. Go love!