Dante's Inferno: Demonic Nudity

[Shadowfaze]

It sounds... excellent!!! I cant wait to fight demons with... things... and evil kinky demonesses and stuff...

 

[jigs160]

A boss with a big dick that he's going to swing around while you fight him.
WHAT
WHAAAAT
I'm going to have awkward moments with this game.

 

[Suikun]

I wonder who was the programmer for giant Demon penis physics??

The lead game designer, who just so happens to be gay!

I think this post just made my day. ^^

'cus let's be honest here... how much detail would a straight guy put into a penis? Exactly.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I need video of this penis monster.
Im not even kidding.
I am going to put it on my friends computer. He will see cocks when he gets home!

 

[Morbira]

This sounds like the type of game I would be embarrassed to play.

And I'm going to say that they are just trying to hard to create a memorable gaming moment. They're going to put something totally outlandish into the game just to freak the player out. And because it is so strange it will leave a significant impression in the players mind. So if you just want people to remember your game then it works. But you'd think they would want people to remember their game for it's epic storyline or amazing gameplay, instead of a demon that cockslaps you to death.

Also, can someone explain to me what is "AWESOME" about a demon with a giant dick?

Let's start with the more obvious. What ISN'T awesome about a demon with a giant dick?

 

[Internet Kraken]

This sounds like the type of game I would be embarrassed to play.

And I'm going to say that they are just trying to hard to create a memorable gaming moment. They're going to put something totally outlandish into the game just to freak the player out. And because it is so strange it will leave a significant impression in the players mind. So if you just want people to remember your game then it works. But you'd think they would want people to remember their game for it's epic storyline or amazing gameplay, instead of a demon that cockslaps you to death.

Also, can someone explain to me what is "AWESOME" about a demon with a giant dick?

Let's start with the more obvious. What ISN'T awesome about a demon with a giant dick?

The fact that it looks ridiculous? The fact that someone had to actually sit down and animate it? The fact that it serves no purpose? There are a lot of things that are not awesome about it. And no one can tell me one reason as to why it is awesome.

 

[Morbira]

Obviously you're not a fan of "over the top" media. Outrageous, if not immature, aspects in games/movies/what have you exist because of spectacle. The bigger and crazier the presentation, the more fascinated the audience is when they realize "Wow, they really just got away with that" and the more memorable the experience is, for good or bad. Now, I'm speaking as a big fan of the grindhouse era and B-movies, but even if that isn't your style, consider a lot of mainstream games out right now. MW2 has a seriously badass campaign. It's anything BUT believable, so why does it stand out for being fun? It's simple, the player gets to blow shit up, kill hordes of enemies with plenty of different toys all while performing stunts that should take a practiced Olympian years to master in a matter of seconds. It's what made HL2, the Metal Gear Solid series, Devil May Cry, God Hand, Shadow of the Colossus, etc. memorable experiences. It's badass, because the experience stands out in our minds. So don't let a little demon wang get in the way of the real meaning of gaming: killing dudes and blowing shit up, and from what I can tell Dante's Inferno is gonna have plenty of that.