Dante's Inferno: Demonic Nudity

[Boneasse]

That sounds pretty funny.

What boss is it?

Well, I should think it's the boss on the Second Circle (level if you will), Lust. It would make sense to put him there, I guess.

This thread sure did get a lot of hilarious response :-D

 

[Littlee300]

There trying to hard to get it up for the players.
Man what if it is one of those villains with dumb phrases except a bit sexuality added to them
"I will kill you and shove you down my a hole". Or "My awesome rock hard demons abs are not only hard thing on my body"
You kill the boss with big penis by killing his boner through crappy porno of old nuns

 

[Davey Woo]

I suppose if they were going to have naked women-like things, naked men-like things fits as well.
A penis-wielding-death-demon though? Hmmm...

 

[Banhaze]

Gentlemen... Welcome to Dante's Trip to Japan...

 

[Boneasse]

what is the point in having a boss that waves his phallus around as a means to attack? I mean, i kind of like my games to be normal enough to play in front of others if it's a game you play on TV.

It's not exactly a party-starter, eh? Or is it? Depends what kind of parties you're into I guess. Anyway, I wouldn't play this game with little children in the room. That's for sure.

 

[Suikun]

Anybody remember the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day? (yes, I know this has already been mentioned, but...)

I wonder if the penis boss will do a song and dance like he did! I think I'd b like the happiest kid ever and would die laughing.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Well, there goes my chance of a legitimate copy.

By the way, Best thread title EVAR.

I thought it might catch people's eyes ;-) I thought about writing "Dicks and tits" but that might be pushing it. I'd better keep it polite.

I read the title and thought to myself "they're putting Demon shemales in games now, wtf!?

 

[Randoms]

i give this lets say, a month before the australian government bans it

 

[Yukinari]

That was the funniest fucking post ive ever read.
This game is gonna get a lot of publicity i can tell.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

As a female of the human race, I hope to see a lot more penis in my games. End communication.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I can't help thinking that a lot of people will feel inspired to read Dante's Divine Comedy.

And be very disappointed.

 

[cyber_andyy]

I'm guessing the massive penis is the boss' weak spot...

But yes, they are trying to hard.

I GET IT

*Didn't notice that at the time of writing*

lol

 

[Exterminas]

So... Please let me summarise this, to see weather I get this right.

There is this generic hack&slay-game by EA, which will probably be shit. All I know about this game is that they seem to be in the habit of using strange markeeting-means.

But all the violence, the rape of classical literature, is not a problem, but a giant phallus, which as far as symbolism goes, is prominently featured in Every fps out there, stirrs the controvery? How can something, that is attached to at least 50% of the worlds population be controverse?

 

[Boneasse]

So... Please let me summarise this, to see weather I get this right.

There is this generic hack&slay-game by EA, which will probably be shit. All I know about this game is that they seem to be in the habit of using strange markeeting-means.

But all the violence, the rape of classical literature, is not a problem, but a giant phallus, which as far as symbolism goes, is prominently featured in Every fps out there, stirrs the controvery? How can something, that is attached to at least 50% of the worlds population be controverse?

Think of the children man, the children!!!

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

why is it ok for them to show a penis and not a vagina?

What else would they save for AO rated games if they treated men and women's bodies equally? Would someone please think of the poor pornographers?!

 

[Nmil-ek]

So... Please let me summarise this, to see weather I get this right.

There is this generic hack&slay-game by EA, which will probably be shit. All I know about this game is that they seem to be in the habit of using strange markeeting-means.

But all the violence, the rape of classical literature, is not a problem, but a giant phallus, which as far as symbolism goes, is prominently featured in Every fps out there, stirrs the controvery? How can something, that is attached to at least 50% of the worlds population be controverse?

Actually the combat from the demo was pretty damned smooth the fps count was excellent never noticed an ounce of lag or frameskiping and it was fun, sure its God of War but whta other model can you use for a thrid person hack & slash game they nailed it.

And whoopdie do a wang I cant wait for the inevitable media flood of protect the young from everything, seriously the only people that make a big deal out of stuff like this are either super insecure or immature never been in a bloody changing room before?

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

How can something, that is attached to at least 50% of the worlds population be controversial?

One can gender-flip this situation then ask the same question and get an equally dissatisfying answer if not moreso.

Just imagine the Hellstorm of indignation and moral panic that would result if they had 'only' shirtless men and a demoness who attacks via 'unbirthing' or vagina dentata.

It would probably be hilarious at first, but the losses the lawsuits would bring would likely see women removed from games altogether for an entire year.

The only controversy this will draw is from people who predict that people will be upset and need to 'grow up' just like every other similar 'controvery' involving phallic imagery in popular culture in the '00s.

 

[thisisyournamenow]

that is crazy

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

DnD nerd power... tingling...

*Transforms, raging* The only demon with any sexual organ is a succubus, or its male counterpart, an incubus. All others have super mutant syndrome.