Dante's Inferno: Demonic Nudity

[Doctor Glocktor]

I'm guessing the massive penis is the boss' weak spot...

But yes, they are trying to hard.

I GET IT

 

[timmytom1]

If it's in the second circle, then it's understandable, if not then it's just stupid. I can understand demons having sexual organs, thats fine, but as a weapon? Only if it's in the second circle.

What do you mean by 'second circle'?

He`s refering to the second circle of hell which is what Dante Algheri (i`m very tired, i`ll correcect the blatant mistakes another time k?)desccribed in his legendary book "the divine comedy" which the game is based on

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

OMG CONTROVERSIAL! RUN!

Really, I don't care what they add. As long as it's not immature within context they can do whatever they want.

Hasn't it been established by now that, regardless of context, everything surrounding the entire game, from the marketing to the in-game content itself, is completely, totally, and utterly immature? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No it hasn't, because we haven't seen it in context yet.

Oh. Does the demo not count or something?

 

[Cherry Cola]

OMG CONTROVERSIAL! RUN!

Really, I don't care what they add. As long as it's not immature within context they can do whatever they want.

Hasn't it been established by now that, regardless of context, everything surrounding the entire game, from the marketing to the in-game content itself, is completely, totally, and utterly immature? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No it hasn't, because we haven't seen it in context yet.

Oh. Does the demo not count or something?

I haven't played it, so NO!

 

[Red Rum]

Will Inferno feature a censor option, like Brutal Legend or Gears of War 2? 'Cause my X360 and PS3 are in the family room.

 

[Asturiel]

This is more realisitc...

It's a demon. Whether he has a wang or not is irrelevant, the realism factor was lost at the whole "demon" thing....

Demons need to procreate as well man. Unless their implying that theyre asexual...

 

[whycantibelinus]

Damn that is hilarious.

 

[IamQ]

If it's in the second circle, then it's understandable, if not then it's just stupid. I can understand demons having sexual organs, thats fine, but as a weapon? Only if it's in the second circle.

What do you mean by 'second circle'?

Lust or Greed?
Lust it would be about the lust for the penis
Greed it would be about wanting a bigger penis?

Don't know why, but the part about greed really made me laugh.

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

This is more realisitc...

It's a demon. Whether he has a wang or not is irrelevant, the realism factor was lost at the whole "demon" thing....

Demons need to procreate as well man. Unless their implying that theyre asexual...

I... never thought about it.... I assumed they just spawned out of thin air, being the badass demons they are.

 

[Suikun]

Snip twice

Okay, let me rephrase what I was trying to get across here (it was 5 AM, so chances are I didn't get what I was trying to convey just right):

After there was the whole deal about the Hot Coffee mod in GTA, there was a big stink about seeing sex in an M rated game. Many gamers rejoiced because they got to see t'n'a without having to go to their computer, girlfriend, etc.

Then here comes along Dante's Inferno. It's Hell, so they can get away with a lot more content (supposedly), so this time when they show boobs, there's no tissyfit about it. Furthermore, this time they up the ante by showing dongs, too.

In case my point is still unclear; I'm trying to say that it's nice that people are finally not just using the female figure for artful expression, but they've grown up enough to realize that the male figure is just as suitable to flaunt in the nude.

Besides, I'm hard pressed not to agree with people thinking this is pretty damned funny. I mean.. how many times do you get to hear about death by giant dong? Call me immature, but c'mon... why so serious?

 

[geldonyetich]

All these "GOTY!" cries are facepalm worthy if you look at these moves on behalf of Dante's Inferno as just being a giant attention whore.

Is. It. Fun. To. Play? You can take the rest and cram it up a demon's behind for all the worth they have to a true gamer.

 

[BlackWidower]

So what's the issue? I mean it. Who cares? Is it okay to murder someone brutally but not so much if you see their cock? Who cares? This is a game for adults, not little kids, we've all seen that before.

 

[spartan773]

If it's in the second circle, then it's understandable, if not then it's just stupid. I can understand demons having sexual organs, thats fine, but as a weapon? Only if it's in the second circle.

What do you mean by 'second circle'?

Second circle of hell in the game... the Lust level.

 

[Asturiel]

This is more realisitc...

It's a demon. Whether he has a wang or not is irrelevant, the realism factor was lost at the whole "demon" thing....

Demons need to procreate as well man. Unless their implying that theyre asexual...

I... never thought about it.... I assumed they just spawned out of thin air, being the badass demons they are.

Who knows, they can go either way. Asexual reproductio, spawning through darkness or bumpin uglies who kows.

 

[MasterMongoose0]

The first question that came to mind:

Who was stuck with animating the Demon penis? I would really hope that wasn't my job. Did they model it after themselves?

 

[Mrkittycat]

so getting raped on these bosses brings a whole new meaning

 

[Blade3dge]

Snip twice

Okay, let me rephrase what I was trying to get across here (it was 5 AM, so chances are I didn't get what I was trying to convey just right):

After there was the whole deal about the Hot Coffee mod in GTA, there was a big stink about seeing sex in an M rated game. Many gamers rejoiced because they got to see t'n'a without having to go to their computer, girlfriend, etc.

Then here comes along Dante's Inferno. It's Hell, so they can get away with a lot more content (supposedly), so this time when they show boobs, there's no tissyfit about it. Furthermore, this time they up the ante by showing dongs, too.

In case my point is still unclear; I'm trying to say that it's nice that people are finally not just using the female figure for artful expression, but they've grown up enough to realize that the male figure is just as suitable to flaunt in the nude.

Besides, I'm hard pressed not to agree with people thinking this is pretty damned funny. I mean.. how many times do you get to hear about death by giant dong? Call me immature, but c'mon... why so serious?

I'm hoping I'll be able to take it seriously, but as much as I try to act intellectually mature I act like such a kid. With a penis flying at my face I'll probably be too busy giggling like a little girl to consider the artistic atmosphere.

I'll probably be screaming "dicks everywhere!" for a few days

 

[Scumpernickle]

They use the penis to show off their physics engine!

 

[Julianking93]

That sounds pretty funny.

What boss is it?

 

[Jekken6]

The first question that came to mind:

Who was stuck with animating the Demon penis? I would really hope that wasn't my job. Did they model it after themselves?

Yeah, that must of sucked.

so getting raped on these bosses brings a whole new meaning

LMAO