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ElephantGuts said:
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ElephantGuts said:
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?
Well by "popular" I mean "have a bigger post count than me." Half kidding. But come on, you're pretty popular around these parts. Atleast certainly enough for me to have you on my friends list.

I feel bad for sort of derailing this thread (though it already seems pretty screwed, the other Secrets thread we had was much more interesting), so to keep it on topic I will admit that I once had a crush on my cousin. There, you happy now? You bastards better bring up some good smut to pay me back for that. And no one better say a word to anybody, or you're dead.

And don't get too cocky with that "A" word either, if I'm motivated enough I'll fight through the pain to finish the job.
Actually, with regards to the cousin thing, I actually had a crush on my cousin too. However, we were about 8 at the time, and she's my second cousin so it's slightly more acceptable, and I haven't seen her for about 6 years anyway. Actually, I just realised that it's kind of ironic, since at my university I'm part of a film-making society, and for our first short film of the year we've come up with a ten minute story involving a girl who has sex with her cousin (off screen), it deals with the aftermath. I didn't come up with the story either, so it's pretty coincidental, don't you think?
 

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ElephantGuts said:
rottenbutter said:
ElephantGuts said:
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?
Well by "popular" I mean "have a bigger post count than me." Half kidding. But come on, you're pretty popular around these parts. Atleast certainly enough for me to have you on my friends list.

I feel bad for sort of derailing this thread (though it already seems pretty screwed, the other Secrets thread we had was much more interesting), so to keep it on topic I will admit that I once had a crush on my cousin. There, you happy now? You bastards better bring up some good smut to pay me back for that. And no one better say a word to anybody, or you're dead.

And don't get too cocky with that "A" word either, if I'm motivated enough I'll fight through the pain to finish the job.


wow you must really hate most cartoons then.
 

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I am either depressed or really unhappy with my life...I cannot tell which, honestly

Not particularly dark, but still.
 

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I used to watch Hollyoaks (my brother too) and I liked it...

*Shudder*

I have a lot of Pokemon plushie toys. Along with 15 hundred or so TY Beanie Babies.

I seriously have a plushie/Yaoi addiction. And I'm proud of it. :D
 

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maddawg IAJI said:
wow you must really hate most cartoons then.
Not really. I hate all anime, and it's true that I hate all the crappy cartoons they have nowadays, but I liked the old ones they had on Cartoon Network or wherever. I can't remember any of their names, and I'm probably too old for them now anyway, but I do remember them fondly.

Trivun said:
Actually, with regards to the cousin thing, I actually had a crush on my cousin too. However, we were about 8 at the time, and she's my second cousin so it's slightly more acceptable, and I haven't seen her for about 6 years anyway. Actually, I just realised that it's kind of ironic, since at my university I'm part of a film-making society, and for our first short film of the year we've come up with a ten minute story involving a girl who has sex with her cousin (off screen), it deals with the aftermath. I didn't come up with the story either, so it's pretty coincidental, don't you think?

Yes, I suppose it is somewhat coincidental. What happens in your story? Because for the record I don't think having sex with your cousin is that bad, as long as no one finds out about it and you don't marry them and have kids or anything. You know what they say, "Incest is best." I find that saying hilarious. I tried to put it as my motto on my xbox gamertag, but apparently it finds "incest" innapropriate. What sick f*ck at Microsoft thought of adding incest to the list of bad words when they were making it?
 

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ElephantGuts said:
rottenbutter said:
ElephantGuts said:
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?
Well by "popular" I mean "have a bigger post count than me." Half kidding. But come on, you're pretty popular around these parts. Atleast certainly enough for me to have you on my friends list.

I feel bad for sort of derailing this thread (though it already seems pretty screwed, the other Secrets thread we had was much more interesting), so to keep it on topic I will admit that I once had a crush on my cousin. There, you happy now? You bastards better bring up some good smut to pay me back for that. And no one better say a word to anybody, or you're dead.

And don't get too cocky with that "A" word either, if I'm motivated enough I'll fight through the pain to finish the job.
This isn't going to do anything good for your self esteem but...
A crush on your cousin? Seriously, however bad crap we say, we can't top that. And the final nail in your coffin...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Now I can rest easy knowing that I have contributed to someones depression.
 

ElephantGuts

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This isn't going to do anything good for your self esteem but...
A crush on your cousin? Seriously, however bad crap we say, we can't top that. And the final nail in your coffin...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Now I can rest easy knowing that I have contributed to someones depression.
Actually, of all the things I have to be depressed about that's not one of them. See my post above where I say I'm okay with it. Of course I would never have told her it...

I don't like where this discussion is going. For the record I'm not okay with any sort of sexual relations with any family member closer than cousin. But I won't judge you if you do. If someone did admit to such a thing, all I would think is to respect them for admitting it. After all, it doesn't harm anybody, even if it's considered "gross" or "immoral" by most people. Which is why I'm also okay (OKAY, not interested) with things such as bestiality. Whatever floats your boat, I say. And boats are important. They get you across water. See my avatar for more details.

EDIT: And boats don't only get you across water. Sometimes you need to stay on the water, as in international water, to get away from the feds after having sex with an animal. It happens. And yes I did have to edit my post to add that.
 

Trivun

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ElephantGuts said:
Trivun said:
Actually, with regards to the cousin thing, I actually had a crush on my cousin too. However, we were about 8 at the time, and she's my second cousin so it's slightly more acceptable, and I haven't seen her for about 6 years anyway. Actually, I just realised that it's kind of ironic, since at my university I'm part of a film-making society, and for our first short film of the year we've come up with a ten minute story involving a girl who has sex with her cousin (off screen), it deals with the aftermath. I didn't come up with the story either, so it's pretty coincidental, don't you think?

Yes, I suppose it is somewhat coincidental. What happens in your story? Because for the record I don't think having sex with your cousin is that bad, as long as no one finds out about it and you don't marry them and have kids or anything. You know what they say, "Incest is best." I find that saying hilarious. I tried to put it as my motto on my xbox gamertag, but apparently it finds "incest" innapropriate. What sick f*ck at Microsoft thought of adding incest to the list of bad words when they were making it?
I suppose you have a point there, sort of. It's just a bit of a taboo subject, that's all. As for the story, it didn't actually start out as an incest plot. Our society president found a bottle on a beach a while ago, and when she opened it there were two wax figures inside bound in cloth. Usually on British beaches all we have is seaweed and rubbish anyway, but this really creeped her out. We were using this as the basis for the idea, then someone came up with another, where the three characters in the story find this bottle, and the story is about the mystery of these wax figures. Then someone suggested family, so we decided that the story should go like this:

This girl, around 20-22 years old, lives in some random Northern UK town with her younger brother, and their cousin comes to visit. The cousin had sex with the girl last time he was visiting and no-one knows, but the brother keeps hinting that he found out somehow, and there's a lot of tension in the group. Then they find the bottle with the two wax figures inside, and this represents a sort of symbolic look at the relationship between the girl and her cousin. That's about as far as we've got so far, we still need to work on the actual script.
 

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Trivun said:
I suppose you have a point there, sort of. It's just a bit of a taboo subject, that's all. As for the story, it didn't actually start out as an incest plot. Our society president found a bottle on a beach a while ago, and when she opened it there were two wax figures inside bound in cloth. Usually on British beaches all we have is seaweed and rubbish anyway, but this really creeped her out. We were using this as the basis for the idea, then someone came up with another, where the three characters in the story find this bottle, and the story is about the mystery of these wax figures. Then someone suggested family, so we decided that the story should go like this:

This girl, around 20-22 years old, lives in some random Northern UK town with her younger brother, and their cousin comes to visit. The cousin had sex with the girl last time he was visiting and no-one knows, but the brother keeps hinting that he found out somehow, and there's a lot of tension in the group. Then they find the bottle with the two wax figures inside, and this represents a sort of symbolic look at the relationship between the girl and her cousin. That's about as far as we've got so far, we still need to work on the actual script.
Sounds interesting. As long as it doesn't end in a three-way. Is it screwed up that I thought of that? Well, I'm just saying that if you were making a porno movie that'd be the setup for one hell of a threeway. I'll shut up now.
 

Trivun

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ElephantGuts said:
Trivun said:
I suppose you have a point there, sort of. It's just a bit of a taboo subject, that's all. As for the story, it didn't actually start out as an incest plot. Our society president found a bottle on a beach a while ago, and when she opened it there were two wax figures inside bound in cloth. Usually on British beaches all we have is seaweed and rubbish anyway, but this really creeped her out. We were using this as the basis for the idea, then someone came up with another, where the three characters in the story find this bottle, and the story is about the mystery of these wax figures. Then someone suggested family, so we decided that the story should go like this:

This girl, around 20-22 years old, lives in some random Northern UK town with her younger brother, and their cousin comes to visit. The cousin had sex with the girl last time he was visiting and no-one knows, but the brother keeps hinting that he found out somehow, and there's a lot of tension in the group. Then they find the bottle with the two wax figures inside, and this represents a sort of symbolic look at the relationship between the girl and her cousin. That's about as far as we've got so far, we still need to work on the actual script.
Sounds interesting. As long as it doesn't end in a three-way. Is it screwed up that I thought of that? Well, I'm just saying that if you were making a porno movie that'd be the setup for one hell of a threeway. I'll shut up now.
Problem is we can't really do that, it's set on a pebble beach so it'd be pretty painful for the actors involved :D. Even if we could, it's funded by Leeds University Student Union, the same people who boycott Nestle and bottled water for ethical purposes but have no problem selling plastic bottles of Coca Cola. I doubt they'd be too happy if we filmed a porno, but Leeds has the hottest girls I've ever seen in a city at any one time, so we'd probably sweep up at the Adult Movie Awards...
 

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Personally I'm attracted to the darkness in people. I have no idea why, but mysterious and dark, twisted kinds of girl turn me on. Maybe that's why I'm still single...
 

ElephantGuts

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Trivun said:
Problem is we can't really do that, it's set on a pebble beach so it'd be pretty painful for the actors involved :D. Even if we could, it's funded by Leeds University Student Union, the same people who boycott Nestle and bottled water for ethical purposes but have no problem selling plastic bottles of Coca Cola. I doubt they'd be too happy if we filmed a porno, but Leeds has the hottest girls I've ever seen in a city at any one time, so we'd probably sweep up at the Adult Movie Awards...
Heh. Well, have fun with your movie anyway.
 

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I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.
I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.
I licked his blood from my rake...
You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.
I know where you live...
Damn, in hind sight maybe I shouldn't have put that in my profile...
I'm outside right now... sharpening my rake
Too bad, I've already finished my training montage and armed myself with a shovel you don't stand a chance now.
 

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ArcadianTrance said:
Wasder said:
ArcadianTrance said:
Wasder said:
ArcadianTrance said:
Wasder said:
ArcadianTrance said:
Wasder said:
I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.
I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.
I licked his blood from my rake...
You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.
I know where you live...
Damn, in hind sight maybe I shouldn't have put that in my profile...
I'm outside right now... sharpening my rake
Too bad, I've already finished my training montage and armed myself with a shovel you don't stand a chance now.
The rake always triumphs...
 

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I think that Carameldansen is the best song ever written. I also like Naruto enough to read the manga on a regular basis.