Darkest secret

[the protaginist]

...I have a man-crush on Al Pacino...

 

[Ace of Spades]

I love apples, and I have a magical notebook that I can use to kill people.

 

[ArcadianTrance]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.

I know where you live...

Damn, in hind sight maybe I shouldn't have put that in my profile...

 

[EXPLICITasian]

it may appear as though I ahve 2, but yet i only have 1 leg...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.

I know where you live...

Damn, in hind sight maybe I shouldn't have put that in my profile...

I'm outside right now... sharpening my rake

 

[Haliwali]

Mine is locked away with the rest of my suppressed childhood memories. I had some issues as kid.

 

[Ranooth]

I like Japanese Pop songs.

O THE SHAME!

 

[ElephantGuts]

Anyway, I used to really like Naruto. (Key words: used to)

Wrong. The key words were Natuto and Like. Nothing else matters. You will now be eliminated. The Really doesn't help your case either.

Sicko.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Ok, time to make a lot of people feel sick...

When I was much younger one of my girlfriends was into BDSM in a playful way. One day while I was otherwise unable to move she decided she wanted to 'be the guy', if you catch my drift...and you know what? It was actually pretty enjoyable...if you've ever seen that movie 'Road Trip'...pressure in the right place can cause spontaneous ejac? It's fucking true. "Oh god, that is so cool, I wish I'd video'd that" were her exact words. I however, was quite glad she didn't (not that she had a video camera, but still...).

Damn, I've never told anyone that before, hooray for the anonimity of the internet...

And if any of you don't yet have your lunches all over your keyboards (this ones actually pretty nasty and I probably shouldn't be telling you this)
*thinks*
Actually, no, I'll leave that one, but just so you know it's nothing like the first one.

 

[Zani]

If I told you I would have to kill you...

I cried at the end of Forest Gump, and Band of Brothers.
And now I have to kill you...

 

[this_was_a_mistake]

I know how to dance to Crank That.
*Dies inside*

 

[Arionis]

I shot the sherriff.

But I did not shoot the deputy.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I like big butts and I can not lie...

 

[Trivun]

I startled the witch...

 

[Snowalker]

I'm afraid of the dark...

Kinda Ironic if you think about it..

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I'M SPARTACUS!

 

[xXGeckoXx]

My darkest secret? I once dropped a piece of litter and didn't pick it up.

...unfortunately I can not live with this guilt and by the time you read this I will have killed myself in the only way I know how - Insulting a large group of Halo fanboys...

Try Twilight fangirls.
At least you'll die in a pile of girls. Even if they are shredding your flesh with their nails.

Ahh that is an experience i was lucky to survive (im being serious here I think the day the president bans twilight for its **** (censored for public safety) we will put our morals aside and bring out the shotguns all good escapists have in case of zombie apocalypse.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

To be honest...I talk to characters in games as though they are real. I get immersed really easily...I also am a macrophile. I watched Power Rangers up until 2 1/2 years ago (and I'm 18 now)and enjoyed it. I also don't like "The Simpsons", at all really.

 

[Snowalker]

I go around the internet finding people who claim to be batman and then kill them with an uncurable disease. Its so deadly that millions of people have died from it over the years of human history and its death rate is 100%.

I call it Antiinternetbatmandiseaseofkillingness, other peopel call it old age. But it gets them in the end, assuming someone else doesnt get there first.

Really?, I thought they took old age off the "plausible death" list. I guess I'm wrong

 

[rottenbutter]

Anyway, I used to really like Naruto. (Key words: used to)

Wrong. The key words were Natuto and Like. Nothing else matters. You will now be eliminated. The Really doesn't help your case either.

Sicko.

In my defense, I would like to say that it was before I learned that I could watch quality anime over the internet. And that it had been years YEARS since I had last seen a good anime.