Yeah, even though I immensely enjoyed the last time we had this sort of thread (it was a while ago so don't worry) I use this name for just about everything, plus there are people I know personally who occasionally view this site, so I can't reveal my darkest secret here.
Plus, revealing a secret on a public forum is a paradox since if you're publicly revealing it then it isn't a secret, and thus you're not revealing a secret if it's not a secret, but if you're not revealing it then it still is a secret...
Yeah. But other people, don't be afraid to share the really nasty stuff for my entertainment. I know what sort of secrets you have, you sick bastards.