Darkest secret

[Aardvark]

I kicked a baby, once. Well, to be fair, it wasn't so much a kick as it was baby getting in the way of my foot while I was marching in anger towards a place of commerce in my big, black, metal boots. By the time the baby had registered on my awareness, the thing was in mid-air, but it didn't make noise about the situation until I was far enough away that the neglectful parents couldn't pin the crime on anyone.

I also bowled over a toddler, but everybody does that. I'm pretty sure it's a national sport in some parts of the world. Like England.

 

[Trivun]

I like romantic films. I also liked Twilight (I count that as seperate since Twilight cannot be compared to Love Actually in the same way Halo cannot be compared to Crash Bandicoot).

 

[Railgun88]

Oh and I like the mangas Kiss In The Blue, Absolute Boyfriend, As The God Of Death Dictates, and Shinigami Lovers.

 

[ArcadianTrance]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

 

[rottenbutter]

I sorta like lucky star =(

You should be be ashamed of yourself. Only sorta liking it, and not loving it with all your heart, you make me sick.

Anyway, I used to really like Naruto. (Key words: used to)

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

 

[Razorbliss]

i once killed another human for a Klondike bar...shh"

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I collected pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards

I did too...

I have played both Quake 4 and PREY... I enjoyed both...

I really don't have a darkest... Oh yeah, I remember: Arson

There said it. I wont put it in context but I'll tell you that I was minor at the time.

It was traumatizing.

 

[KiLlErCoRn]

I collected pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards

I did too...

I have played both Quake 4 and PREY... I enjoyed both...

I really don't have a darkest... Oh yeah, I remember: Arson

There said it. I wont put it in context but I'll tell you that I was minor at the time.

It was traumatizing.

Oooohh. Thats why half my face is missing.

 

[Caimekaze]

Oh and I like the mangas Kiss In The Blue, Absolute Boyfriend, As The God Of Death Dictates, and Shinigami Lovers.

So, you like yaoi? Plausibly not, I haven't read the other ones.

My dark secret... I feel elitist half the time, and struggle to control it, and I occasionally pirate games. I delete them really quickly though, due to the guilt.

 

[Railgun88]

Oh and I like the mangas Kiss In The Blue, Absolute Boyfriend, As The God Of Death Dictates, and Shinigami Lovers.

So, you like yaoi? Plausibly not, I haven't read the other ones.

My dark secret... I feel elitist half the time, and struggle to control it, and I occasionally pirate games. I delete them really quickly though, due to the guilt.

Be proud. Do you go to school?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I sorta like lucky star =(

You should be be ashamed of yourself. Only sorta liking it, and not loving it with all your heart, you make me sick.

Anyway, I used to really like Naruto. (Key words: used to)

Me too. It was actualy the first anime I watched in japanese.
I still watch it, but I have no idea why.

 

[Jagers1994]

I am... BATMAN.

But how can this be? For I am also Batman!
Clearly this calls for a Batman-off.

Your both posers, Im the real batman.

 

[savandicus]

I go around the internet finding people who claim to be batman and then kill them with an uncurable disease. Its so deadly that millions of people have died from it over the years of human history and its death rate is 100%.

I call it Antiinternetbatmandiseaseofkillingness, other peopel call it old age. But it gets them in the end, assuming someone else doesnt get there first.

 

[Splyth]

I actually liked Gundam Crossfire.

 

[ArcadianTrance]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.

 

[Lord George]

I kill animals for fun and then take pictures of them and put them in a scapbook

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.

I know where you live...

 

[EeveeElectro]

...I thought I was Batman...?



Seriously, I don't have secrets.
I always end up blabbing to someone.
Motor mouth. Brum brum.