Dead Baby Stamina Pills

[DirgeNovak]

I'm calling it: SHENANIGANS.
No credible source has picked this story up. I wouldn't call "The Daily What Geeks" and "Weird Asian News" reliable...

 

[Laser Priest]

And thus the punchline of so many jokes that mistake being offensive for funny becomes reality.

 

[Kalith]

Well, that's disgusting.

I should go chow down on my Grandma's ashes perhaps.

 

[Nuuu]

Truthfully, i don't find this very wrong, just because it's using a dead body, now this would be a different story if they were purpously killing babies for this reason.

All i see is a use for a dead body. I mean what else is it going to be used for? It's an aborted baby, you can't really say someone was going to give it a grave. Asia and their crazy antics again.

 

[lewism247]

That's just..... eeeeeeeeew

 

[Huddo]

Wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????

How... why.... what the...
HOW can they do this???
Words can not describe... Jesus Christ!

What sick scum of a human decided to authorized this kind of practice? Oh, and to top it off, they have HAIR and NAIL fragments - the assholes don't even take the time to cut off their hair or nails!
I also have a huge problem with the mothers who sign the contract! Would you want your young, usually unborn child to be just taken and swallowed by some athlete or the like?

Jesus, this just made my day about 10 times worse...

Gonna play a little bit of devil's advocate here, but China's not exactly known for the enormous wealth of its inhabitants. And it's cheaper to be paid for your miscarriage than to give a funeral. Personally, I've heard worse stories from China. Selling grown children, instead of deceased fetuses, eating fish that have been fried alive and are in fact still not dead at the time of serving. Recycling their dead is fly, just not the worst thing China has ever done.

It's still creepy as fuck though. Ugh...gross...

You do have a point there, and I see why some might not want to pay for a funeral, and instead earn money by selling their child.

I suppose I was just in shock after reading it, so thank you for providing a counter-argument and bringing me back to my senses!

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Uhm, any chance you guys could tell me where I could buy some? You see, I've been called "baby eating, evil atheist" before in some trivial exchange with a mad person, and I kinda want to confirm that...

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

over one billion people live in china, many of them poor and influenced by the west

dead baby pills might not seem so outlandish to some people there

 

[Joey Wonton]

I wonder what it tastes like?
Rainbows?

And anyway, I'm practically breathing the past 10 or so generations of people to be in this room, they're dead, and at some point, there would have been dead babies too.
I'm probably breathing in an atom of gold as well.

 

[FunKing]

that made me ill

 

[The Virgo]

When I read the topic title, I thought it was either a joke or some regular stamina pills called "Dead Babies". I especially thought the latter, thinking, "Well, some marketing guy finally decided to not be afraid and come up with a great name!"

And then I read the first few paragraphs of the article.

........ O_e ....... Words fail me.

 

[fundayz]

So do the pills work? lol

 

[The Virgo]

That's just..... eeeeeeeeew

Yeah, same here.

Also, love your profile pic! PINK FLOYD, WOOOOOO!

 

[RatRace123]

Ew, that's about all I can say about that. Given how the "main ingredient" comes into the pills, I guess it's better than doing nothing with it. It still sounds kinda gross to me.

 

[DJDarque]

So do they just make sure they're nice and dry and then grind them up? Pretty gross.

 

[Adrian Neyland]

My only question (strangely) is, Do they actually increase stamina?

 

[Chaos-Spider]

It has begun. At this rate we may actually see the widespread distribution and consumption of soylent green in our lifetime.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Why use dead babies? They're terrible distance runners!

 

[juy56]

soylent red, coming to a fittness shop near you

 

[FernandoV]

Uh, what else are they going to do with the babies? Eat them?