Dead obese woman sets fire to crematorium
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Well it could be worse, I was actually roasting some marshmallow before reading this.Hazy992 said:These were just dying embers and now your comment has turned these puns into a raging inferno!Nightvalien said:
captcha: panic button, ha they sure could have used one of those.
Thought the same thing. I'll head over to their site right now.Psykoma said:
Well, looks like it's certainly heating up in here. Hope this doesn't start a flame warHazy992 said:These were just dying embers and now your comment has turned these puns into a raging inferno!Nightvalien said:
renegade7 said:Fat pun and fire pun in one sentence? I'm not worthy!Hazy992 said:Why are you fanning the flames?!renegade7 said:Well, looks like it's certainly heating up in here. Hope this doesn't start a flame war
Hey, it's not my fault this woman couldn't bother to do some fat burning exercise.
a simple solution would be to just limit the process to chunks.. i mean, if they're gonna burn it anyway, then there's no harm cutting it into manageable pieces first if it's necessary. i see no good reason to bother expanding the ovens. >.>
Noob crematoriumnistperson. Mortician? Something like that. Corpse burner.
Grab your preferred morning beverage, maybe smoke a cigarette if you are into that, then pour the fat dead guy into the oven first, as to not burn down your source of income.
I read somewhere that you are supposed to cremate obese corpses first. Something to do with the bricks being cold, so the corpse would burn at a slower pace.
Of course, I could be pulling this out of my ass, but it sort of makes sense, yeah?
Grab your preferred morning beverage, maybe smoke a cigarette if you are into that, then pour the fat dead guy into the oven first, as to not burn down your source of income.
I read somewhere that you are supposed to cremate obese corpses first. Something to do with the bricks being cold, so the corpse would burn at a slower pace.
Of course, I could be pulling this out of my ass, but it sort of makes sense, yeah?
I have a hard time believing this.
The place is supposedly able to handle a fire that totally burns a human body, and excess of body fat on one person causes a major drama?
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Oh, andobligatory fire jokes and comments about how horrible fat people are, I guess.
The place is supposedly able to handle a fire that totally burns a human body, and excess of body fat on one person causes a major drama?
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Oh, andobligatory fire jokes and comments about how horrible fat people are, I guess.
