Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

[ChickenZombie]

I sneezed on a guy once. Made him sick for like a day.

 

[Vangaurd227]

I can't recall ever inflicting physical harm on anyone....i heavily believe that violence never solve's anything

 

[Engarde]

Bruises on the back of someone's head. Friend of mine, on a bad day just wouldn't shut up and before I knew what I was doing I had grabbed him by the throat and rammed him into a wall. I stared at him for a second before I realised what I was doing and that he was to heavy for my feeble girly limbs, so I let him back down. He soon after had a laugh and said 'God forgive the next guy to cut in front of you in a queue!'.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

My bro was running out the door on the outside of the house, jumping down the steps below it. We were dumb little kids, so I grabbed his arm to stop him. He swings around the side of the building because of this, and slams fully into the outside wall.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I made my cousin cry due to bullying... >>

Words can hurt too!

... I AM A MAN.

 

[Flackster]

Okay one time I was playing a game of paintball with a few guys from school, anyway it was around the 5th game one of them tried to rush are line in order to flank. He didn't know that I had been waiting the whole game for someone to do that. Long story short, He turned my way I shot maybe four times at this head, he had a crappy mask on and it kinda shattered after the first one leaving him with two fractures in his cheek bone, a chipped lower jaw, a few loose teeth, a black eye and a face filled with cuts from the mask.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm a softy, just a nice purple bruise on the thigh from cricket.

I bowl pace and haven?t broken a jaw yet, I must be bowling wrong.

 

[Dr.Susse]

In a rugby game someone tried tackling me and succeeded, but my kneecap hit theirs and broke their kneecap. He was rolling around in agony, his leg rapidly turned purple and got much bigger. His kneecap was also, and quite visibly, in two or more pieces. I, for my part, had to sit down for a minute but carried on fine after that.

I guess I was made of sterner stuff than him.

We actually sent three of their players to hospital in similar incidents during that game, they were just very fragile.

That's what happens when you play England.
[small]Sorry couldn't resist[/small]

 

[Tdc2182]

I once headbutted a kid when I was about 7 or 8.

He got behind me after we had been joking and started punching me in the stomach for some reason or another. Because of his positioning, it really didn't hurt, it just sort of made me mad. So I jerked my head backward and hit him in the nose.

He ran home crying. I never really like that kid.

Oh, and I call bullshit to so many people in here. The amount of people saying they've killed someone in self defense is fucking ridiculous. There'd be no crime left if you were all telling the truth.

 

[Ogargd]

I burst one of my mates appendix, he was complaining about a sore abdomen so I being a good friend I punched , he got out of hospital about a month later.

 

[BlackStar42]

Sparring accident. My gloves were kind of broken, and my nails were long at this point. Long story short, I accidentally sliced this guys eyebrow open with my nails. I'm thankful it wasn't a couple of centimetres lower.

 

[Tizzmarelda]

What is the deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

Mine happened maybe 8 years ago when i was training Karate with my friend we decided to take a match with no holding back to see who is better. Couple of blocks and dodges later i did a maegeri (regular kick) right into his stomach area my friend fell to the ground and after a little while he started saying that he wasn't feeling all right and left home.

2 Days later i heard that his intestine had burst(?) and he was in a hospital.
Because of that i got expelled from my Karate club and got a life time ban and my friend didn't want to have anything to do with me after that point.

Goju Ryu?

 

[sevreon]

When me and my best friend at the time were about 16, we were actually having a pillow fight at a sleepover, and I accidentally her arm.




(EDIT: haha sorry, couldn't resist I broke her arm. I accidentally tripped her and she fell and hit her arm on my stone fireplace, just between the spiky bits.)

 

[Magikarp]

I sneezed on a guy once. Made him sick for like a day.

You, sir, are a monster.

Intentionally? Stabbing a mugger to death with a pocket knife I had on me. (I didn't go nuts I only stabbed him a few times and he went down, I probably hit something vital)

I think you win this thread. Did you just leave, or were the police involved?

OT: NOTHING. I never get in fights, & I'm pretty careful when handling sharp objects & the like.

 

[eyesonflux]

I don't believe you.

...was I ninja'd?

Also, please look up both "deadly" and "adolescent hyperbole." I'd love to know how a kick to the abdomen would cause a section of intestine to burst.

Really, though, that's not fair, so let's instead assume that everything you've said is true. I'm not impressed. That just makes you look like a dick. You hurt someone. Congratulations! That's not hard to do.

No it's really true every word of it and i didn't share it because i want to impress someone or get an internet ego boost, English is not my native language and i have never really studied anatomy in English so that's pretty much the only way i can explain what happened.

 

[BlueMage]

In spite of everything, I've never had to defend myself with force. At least, not when I was old enough and sufficiently trained to intentionally do lasting harm.

I'm hoping it stays that way.

 

[eyesonflux]

Goju Ryu?

Yes i believe it might have been that but i can't be 100% sure since it has been pretty long time since i trained there.

Edit: i think it was Budokan and not Goju Ryu but as i said i can't be 100% sure.

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

I sent a guy to the hospital for a testicale retrival operation as apparently ramming a hocky stick in a guy's crotch with all the force you can muster isn't a good idea, douchebag had it coming as he'd sent his girlfriend, who is one of my best friends to hospital after he beat the crap out of her, so I feel my actions where justified.

 

[Amphoteric]

I broke someone's nose one time wen I was 12.

That was extremely satisfying given who I punched.