Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

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Pinkamena said:
I... I can't remember hurting anyone.
I've got to be the biggest sissy in the world.
Nah, it just means you are a mentally sound human being who doesn't take some absurd pride, directly or indirectly, in physical harm you've caused other people.
 

General BrEeZy

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accidentally whacked a friend in the head with a ski pole...thats the best i got...im too passive so i havent fought anyone...yet.
 

ThePhobicMan

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I once accidentally dropped a one pound weight onto my neighbor's toe when I was 7 and she lost a toenail :p
 

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When I was 8 my older cousin took me to a judo-class in his dojo/club. The very first training, while sparing, I broke a 10 year old's right arm. The teacher couldn't believe his eyes but he asked my cousin to not bring me again, as the boy's parents would complain.
 

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I don't get into fights, I prefer to try and talk my way out of a situation, I don't want to do anything that would get me arrested, as I would think it would be quite difficult to get a job if I had a criminal record and a history of violence.

My dad has a fake tooth (which has since turned blue) because him and a friend of his decided to walk home from school and they decided to take a short cut across the building site. Half way there they decided to have a bright idea and try and fight each other on the building site. The other guy smashed a brick in my dad's face and broke his nose and knocked out his tooth. That guy is still a good friend of my dad's and was his best man at my dad's wedding.
 

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Quazimofo said:
Iwata said:
I cracked someone's skull when I punched him and he fell backwards into the curb. He deserved it, though.

Hey, I fell into a coma when my cousin pushed off the couch and I fell on my head, so...
ok thats pretty funny, unless it was a really long coma. how long was it? (its funny because its such a mundane thing with such an outcome)
Pretty short, a little over 24 hours. And it gets funnier. We were both at my grandparents while out parents went to the movies, and after it happened, my grandmother (who didn't witness it) told my parents I'd been a "really good boy", because I'd "been asleep all evening". :p



SilentBobsThoughts said:
Iwata said:
I cracked someone's skull when I punched him and he fell backwards into the curb. He deserved it, though.

Hey, I fell into a coma when my cousin pushed off the couch and I fell on my head, so...
What's the coma thing like? :O
You're out of it. If I had to guess, I'd say it's like sleeping: you go under, you wake up.
 

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eyesonflux said:
This thread should arrange a tournament
Welcome to the King of Iron fist tournament!

OT: probably punching someone in a fight? Not much...

...I really wanted to make that reference when I saw that post though -_-
 

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eyesonflux said:
What is the deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

Mine happened maybe 8 years ago when i was training Karate with my friend we decided to take a match with no holding back to see who is better. Couple of blocks and dodges later i did a maegeri (regular kick) right into his stomach area my friend fell to the ground and after a little while he started saying that he wasn't feeling all right and left home.

2 Days later i heard that his intestine had burst(?) and he was in a hospital.
Because of that i got expelled from my Karate club and got a life time ban and my friend didn't want to have anything to do with me after that point.
Not cool. There are lots of places you can go and throw down safely under a refs supervision with the right protection and first aid nearby if needed. There was no good reason to maim your friend. I would have kicked you out of my class for brawling. It's stunts like that which makes others think only thugs do martial arts.

My worst? I have KO'd a few people and choked a few people out. Everyone lived to fight another day.
 

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I once hit my brother in the face with a rubber mallet, only gave him a black eye though.
I do know that at least one person on this site has killed a man.
 

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AwesomeNinjaPowers said:
I sent a guy to the hospital for a testicale retrival operation as apparently ramming a hocky stick in a guy's crotch with all the force you can muster isn't a good idea, douchebag had it coming as he'd sent his girlfriend, who is one of my best friends to hospital after he beat the crap out of her, so I feel my actions where justified.
Would it be justified if one of his best friends came afterwards and broke your arm with a baseball bat in revenge?
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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I once sneezed on someone by accident.
Not deadly you may ask?
Wel it obviously was since the guy acted like i chopped his balls off and procceded to think i was a deranged freak for 3 years!
So it must of been serious!

I often don't cause anyone physical harm (emotional pain aplenty though), i'm ususally the one who gets hurt. :(
 

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bjj hero said:
Not cool. There are lots of places you can go and throw down safely under a refs supervision with the right protection and first aid nearby if needed. There was no good reason to maim your friend. I would have kicked you out of my class for brawling. It's stunts like that which makes others think only thugs do martial arts.

My worst? I have KO'd a few people and choked a few people out. Everyone lived to fight another day.

Yes i know i didn't have a right mindset for it at the time but it was long time ago i'm not the same person as i was back then. You are not the first one to point that out:).
 

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similar.squirrel said:
Dan Steele said:
The best part about this is I look like a nerd so nobody expects it. When I remove my glasses however thats when you know shits gonna go down
And then you run into a wall. Right into it.
lol, and thus I now use contact lenses when I go in public.
 

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eyesonflux said:
Yes i know i didn't have a right mindset for it at the time but it was long time ago i'm not the same person as i was back then. You are not the first one to point that out:).
It's part of growing up. We've all commited acts of grave douchebaggery in the past.
 

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I...uh....might have paralysed a guy. :/

And cost him a great deal of monetary trouble in the ensuing process.

One tiny mistake whilst driving, and both he and his motorcycle were in pieces.
Both of our faults, but hey. Neither of us was paying enough attention.
Would have been better if I hadn't only passed my test 6 days before. Or if he hadn't spread my name and adress over Facebook and told all his friends to spout hate, abuse and send me death threats etc.

I was 17 at the time.
He was 34.

Karma. :/
 

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bjj hero said:
AwesomeNinjaPowers said:
I sent a guy to the hospital for a testicale retrival operation as apparently ramming a hocky stick in a guy's crotch with all the force you can muster isn't a good idea, douchebag had it coming as he'd sent his girlfriend, who is one of my best friends to hospital after he beat the crap out of her, so I feel my actions where justified.
Would it be justified if one of his best friends came afterwards and broke your arm with a baseball bat in revenge?
No it wouldnt be , because he was not the one who commited the wrong action the other guy did, he was only standing up for his freind , im sick of this shit of " If you do something back your just like them " no , not at all , its called standing up for something, wheater its defense of your freinds or your family. I bet he will never hit another girl in his life ......... or have sex with another for that matter . i believe he did the right thing , you never hit a woman ever