Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?
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Daaamn. I've got nothing, in comparison, and I didn't really have anything to begin with. Can't top exploding innards.
I think the worst injury I've ever inflicted (what can I say, I must be a sissy ;D) was when I was, like, a little girl -- twelve, thirteen, maybe? -- and I blocked a nerve in my dad's arm or something because I punched it too hard when we were playing Punchbuggy. (We got competitive.) It started going numb and tingly the next day, and because it was his left he thought he was going to have a heart attack. Heh, Punchbuggy. Good times.
I think the worst injury I've ever inflicted (what can I say, I must be a sissy ;D) was when I was, like, a little girl -- twelve, thirteen, maybe? -- and I blocked a nerve in my dad's arm or something because I punched it too hard when we were playing Punchbuggy. (We got competitive.) It started going numb and tingly the next day, and because it was his left he thought he was going to have a heart attack. Heh, Punchbuggy. Good times.
Playing Dagorhir, I jumped in Midair, and using the initial jump,spam and hit someone with a Red Axe (a 5 foot Foam axe with a cardboard core so it wouldn't break.) and sent him skidding along the field,where he rolled several feet,I dislocated his shoulder, broke the upper bone in his arm, and cracked a rib. I broke my ankle in the fall.
I've never caused anything worse than the occasional bruised ego, if we're talking about normal life. I did elbow some dude in the jaw during a NOFX show, though, and even that was an accident, and the dude wasn't really mad.
hmm, few bruises from accidents while playing sports to aggressively, or accidentally hitting a bystander with a ball in gym class, but never anything serious.
worst that happened is i broke the 3 smallest toes on someone's right foot. how you ask? in the 8th grade, on our retreat, we were playing in the field, and we had this game where you would run up and jump on someone's back unexpectedly. most of the time you both fell over harmlessly, but one time i didn't notice the one kid was very involved in a game of football (american) at the time (he was the quarterback, and we didn't bother with lines due to small class size). he was also the biggest and strongest fucker in the class, but was pretty lighthearted most of the time and never abused his power in the physical play.
this time however, since he was focused, my jump pissed him off, so he kicked me really damn hard in the ass while i was laying on the ground (i rolled right off him). it didn't hurt me too much, but 3 of his toes broke. we both shrugged it off (he had suffered worse playing hockey), i apologized, and we continued with our day (he with a slightly harder time walking of course)
worst that happened is i broke the 3 smallest toes on someone's right foot. how you ask? in the 8th grade, on our retreat, we were playing in the field, and we had this game where you would run up and jump on someone's back unexpectedly. most of the time you both fell over harmlessly, but one time i didn't notice the one kid was very involved in a game of football (american) at the time (he was the quarterback, and we didn't bother with lines due to small class size). he was also the biggest and strongest fucker in the class, but was pretty lighthearted most of the time and never abused his power in the physical play.
this time however, since he was focused, my jump pissed him off, so he kicked me really damn hard in the ass while i was laying on the ground (i rolled right off him). it didn't hurt me too much, but 3 of his toes broke. we both shrugged it off (he had suffered worse playing hockey), i apologized, and we continued with our day (he with a slightly harder time walking of course)
A kid pushed me off the playground when I was "it" in that tag game where the it person keeps their eyes closed.
I went back up, punched him in the face and he fell down the slide. He cried a bit and had a bloody nose but it was widely agreed that the little prick deserved it considering I had my eyes shut when he pushed me...
I went back up, punched him in the face and he fell down the slide. He cried a bit and had a bloody nose but it was widely agreed that the little prick deserved it considering I had my eyes shut when he pushed me...
A long time ago when I was in high school my friends and I were leaving a party because a mate had been attacked and I'd almost been drawn into a fight. We were waiting for a ride from the guy who got attacks mother, we'd been drinking and had been dropped there with the intention of being picked up in the morning. These other guys, who were unrelated to the previous guys started harrassing my friend as we waiting 100m away from the party with our stuff.
Somehow a fight broke out, truth be told it might have been one of my mates that threw it, I didn't see. Anyway it's all hells broken loose as we fight and others try to break it up and get pulled in. One guy tackled me and was laying into my face, broke my nose and bruised one side to the point where I couldn't open my eye. As I was laying back into him and we rolled around I saw another guy who had hit one of my mates go down. For some reason, heat of the moment I figure, I decided, if I couldn't get his big bastard off me, I'd hurt his mate instead, so while I'm being pummeled I lashed out with my foot and kept kicked that guy who was down in the chest and gut. Low move I admit, but at the time I was also down on the ground getting the shit beaten out of me.
What seems like an eternity later, my friends mum arrived screamed at everyone and made them and us feel like we were a tiny kids again, someone said "they started it", to which she did the classic "well I'm finishing it".
My mate also had his nose broken, lots of bruises on everyone. However turns out one of the kids, the guy I'd been kicking had to go to hospital with a pneumothorax and some cracked ribs. It was actually pretty haunting and I tend to avoid conflict at all costs these days.
Somehow a fight broke out, truth be told it might have been one of my mates that threw it, I didn't see. Anyway it's all hells broken loose as we fight and others try to break it up and get pulled in. One guy tackled me and was laying into my face, broke my nose and bruised one side to the point where I couldn't open my eye. As I was laying back into him and we rolled around I saw another guy who had hit one of my mates go down. For some reason, heat of the moment I figure, I decided, if I couldn't get his big bastard off me, I'd hurt his mate instead, so while I'm being pummeled I lashed out with my foot and kept kicked that guy who was down in the chest and gut. Low move I admit, but at the time I was also down on the ground getting the shit beaten out of me.
What seems like an eternity later, my friends mum arrived screamed at everyone and made them and us feel like we were a tiny kids again, someone said "they started it", to which she did the classic "well I'm finishing it".
My mate also had his nose broken, lots of bruises on everyone. However turns out one of the kids, the guy I'd been kicking had to go to hospital with a pneumothorax and some cracked ribs. It was actually pretty haunting and I tend to avoid conflict at all costs these days.
As I've mentioned before, I've managed to actually kill a man.
It was purely out of self-defense, as he went for my throat with a knife. I turned myself in afterwards, but was let off.
It haunts me to this day.
It was purely out of self-defense, as he went for my throat with a knife. I turned myself in afterwards, but was let off.
It haunts me to this day.
I didn't say I got away with it. I was charged with second degree. Only reason I'm typing this I'm and not in a cell is because they gave me the minimum number of years for it in my state and this happened a long time ago.Bajinga said:
I think nearly killing someone is a totally valid excuse for one to not want to deal with the other.The Virgo said:
There was this really annoying kid at my primary (elementary) school...one day I was on the jungle gym, about to climb the little climbing wall, and he shoved me aside. I kinda snapped and shoved him back - it was the first time I'd ever shoved anyone, and I certainly didn't know my own strength - he slammed into that wall and it knocked out his tooth! Admittedly, it was a baby tooth, and it certainly doesn't match up to a burst intestine (=S), but since I was only like 7 at the time I was horrified at what I'd managed to do to another human being! The little sucker bled surprisingly profusely too...!
me and my friends started doing urban rodeo. its where you jump on someones back and try to hold on as long as you can. so today my friend jumped on me then another one of my buddies jumps on his back. well this throws me off balance and i fall and land on the first guy crushing his testicles he was ok after a few minutes
I don't believe you.
...was I ninja'd?
Also, please look up both "deadly" and "adolescent hyperbole." I'd love to know how a kick to the abdomen would cause a section of intestine to burst.
Really, though, that's not fair, so let's instead assume that everything you've said is true. I'm not impressed. That just makes you look like a dick. You hurt someone. Congratulations! That's not hard to do.
...was I ninja'd?
Also, please look up both "deadly" and "adolescent hyperbole." I'd love to know how a kick to the abdomen would cause a section of intestine to burst.
Really, though, that's not fair, so let's instead assume that everything you've said is true. I'm not impressed. That just makes you look like a dick. You hurt someone. Congratulations! That's not hard to do.
I shot my friend in the throat with my paintball gun.
It wasn't intentional, just one of those unlucky shots while we were playing a quick round in the forest near my house. He wasn't choking but he kept coughing and spitting (just spit no blood) so we called it quits. He drank some water and he was good but for a while I was worried because his throat was a little swollen. Really didn't want him to have a tube in his neck just because of paintball.
It wasn't intentional, just one of those unlucky shots while we were playing a quick round in the forest near my house. He wasn't choking but he kept coughing and spitting (just spit no blood) so we called it quits. He drank some water and he was good but for a while I was worried because his throat was a little swollen. Really didn't want him to have a tube in his neck just because of paintball.