Deal or No Deal?

[maddawg IAJI]

That's a deal! Let's see Micheal Myers catch me now!

You can drink anything you want but can no longer eat your favorite food.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Deal. I can scam people by betting them I can't drink engine oil.

You can control time, but you can still cause paradoxes.

 

[Ochidi]

No Deal. I don't want to disappear!

You can have the whole world in your hands, but easily drop it.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

No deal. I'm a butterfingers.

You can have every badge on the Escapist, but you can only post 10 times a day.

 

[Ochidi]

No Deal. Posting is what forums are about. Badges are just an unredeemable bonus.

You can have a cake, but you must eat it, too.
All of it at once!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Deal. I like cake. Lies are tasty.

You can command Cthullu, but only in the morning. In the evening, he can't be controlled.

 

[Ochidi]

No Deal. He might turn on his master.

You can change between day and night, but time will still pass.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Deal. Because I don't understand it, but it sounds cool.

You can go inside any videogame, but your life inside is tied to your life in the real world.

 

[Ochidi]

Deal. Easy games, here I come!

You can be invisible, but you are blind while you are.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

No Deal. Then how am I going to sneak into locker rooms?

You can eat anything, but drink only water. (sorry for nicking your idea Maddawg)

 

[Ochidi]

Deal. I love water.

You breathe underwater, but only in the shark infested waters!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Deal. Just bring some shark repellant.

You can see dead people. But they won't shut up.

 

[Ochidi]

No Deal. I don't like dead people anyway.

You can hear high pitched sounds, but they won't shut up!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

No Deal. I'm not a bat.

You can be a Ghostbuster, but you're underpaid and it's dangerous work.

 

[Ochidi]

No Deal. It;s dangerous work.

You can shapeshift, but you have to stay that way for an hour!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Deal. Cthullu rampage, here I come!

You can shapeshift, but you can't control when you change back.

 

[Ochidi]

No Deal.

You can have all the cheeseburgers you want, but others will get jealous.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Deal. Screw them, I have mah Cheeseburgers.

You can win every contest you enter, but will always have allegations of cheating

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

deal, i can cope with the guilt


you can be rich and live eternally, but never have sex EVER

 

[CosmicCommander]

No deal, You need all of the good things in life.

You could understand the rules, and principles of Numberwang, but never get Wangernumb