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jackanderson

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Deal, though your strange words confuse me Beat Writer CosmicCommander.

You can listen to every song ever, but you can't own the songs for a iPod or CD.
 

NeutralMunchHotel

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jackanderson said:
Deal, though your strange words confuse me Beat Writer CosmicCommander.

You can listen to every song ever, but you can't own the songs for a iPod or CD.
So, on my computer?

Deal, Spotify = God.

You can have as many sandwiches as you want, they will never fill you up (unless you want them too) but they must all contain Marmite.
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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No Deal. I hate Marmite.

You can be Pyramid Head for a year, but you must haunt the dreams of your children to the extent of which they wake up every morning, wishing that they were dead.
 

Dragonrabbit

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No deal. Never really been a priority of mine... you know... being Pyramid Head.

You know literally everything about everything from whether or not aliens exist to what going on in Hollywood, but you can't speak or write anything. (typing included)
 

NeutralMunchHotel

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Eww... no deal.

You can have all the money you want, but every year you must sacrifice one child you find in the local park to Osiris.
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Deal. I wouldn't mind praying to the old Gods. Those new ones are boring. Too corporate.

You could consume the souls of your enemies, granting you power, but one aspect of them will be imprinted onto you.
 

Ochidi

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No Deal. I have no enemies.

You can jump real high, but it will hurt when you land.
 

NeutralMunchHotel

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Mezzamine said:
No Deal. I like my legs nice and unbroken, thanks.

You can be a superhero, but you have to do it in secret.
Since that's how most superheroes work, deal?

You win at every card game, but 90% of your money goes to your mother.
 

jackanderson

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Deal. I'm not vanity driven!

You can play any gig with any band, but said band is killed after you've played with them.
 

Ochidi

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Deal. I can record it.

You can know everything, but you can't use it at school.
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Deal. I can outsmart my Dad...oh wait, I already can.

You can live in Cyrodiil, but you can't take anything with you. No family, no friends. Nothing. You have to start from scratch.
 

ghalkhsdkssakgh

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No Deal. I'd go insane from hearing about mudcrabs for the 5000000th time

You can read any book in existence, but you'll forget it the next day.
 

ghalkhsdkssakgh

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Deal. do it to somethig worthless, sell it, get rich.

You can have your own soundtrack, but you can't turn it off.
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Deal. I'd get to RickRoll everyone that I meet!

You can play around with the laws of physics, but you can only apply them to other people.
 

NeutralMunchHotel

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StarStruckStrumpets said:
Deal. I'd get to RickRoll everyone that I meet!

You can play around with the laws of physics, but you can only apply them to other people.
Deal - It'd be just like 'Raining Men', but the opposite!

You can have 40/40 vision, but only see in 4 colours - your choice.
 

ghalkhsdkssakgh

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No Deal. I think my glasses make me look good.

You will always have a snappy retort to anything, but most people will find you too sarcastic.
 

NeutralMunchHotel

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Deal. So many comics suffer this, yet get paid a lot.

You can watch all the TV you want for free, but the channel must have the worl 'Hallmark' in it.