Dear Escapists, today is my birthday, and..

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well, I hope knowing you made the heart of one random Canadian on the internet makes you feel a bit better. Enjoy your birthday and make every day count friend. I cannot even imagine...

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Happy Birthday, another year older means another thats all in the past. Find some new friends, frequent pubs hang out with your co-workers, join a sociable businessmen's club. Let what is in the past go and forget about it, because they have already forgotten about you. As hard as it is they are not your problem, and you don't deserve to be burdened by thinking about them. If all else fails, jump town try life somewhere new. If you are happier there you health will most likely improve, after all it is generally about ones will to live that decides ones fate. Good luck and Good travels

 

[Risingblade]

Happy Birthday

 

[roneel]

Happy Birthday!

 

[MurderousToaster]

It's me birthday today too, arrr.

Just go around speakin' like a man o' the seven seas, ye-arr. It's a lot easi-arr t' quit all yer focusin' on bad p-arr-ts and pay attention to what matters most for a swashbucklin' scalliwag - booty and plunder!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSHIVERMETIMBERS

[sub][sub][sub]It's international talk like a pirate day[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[demoman_chaos]

And this:

Spoiler

That horse pic gets me everytime.
I give you a special birthday gift which I give to all friends and some family members.

Spoiler: The gift of song

Dethmetal birthday music, not to be taken seriously

 

[Deadyawn]

Errr...happy birthday I guess!
I think it would be prudent to impart some of the best advice I've ever gotten to you.
No matter how bad things may seem, they couldn't be any better and they couldn't be any worse, thats just the way things fuckin are and you better get used to it nancy, quit your bitchin. some people might tell you that taking advice from red vs blue is a bad idea but don't believe them!

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Awww. Thanks man. I dont know what you did but that thread managed to sit perfectly on the line between "pity me" and "im ok despite crappy things" to make you seem like genuinely a stand up kinda guy. I respect that. Have a great birthday. I hope this thread lasts for a bit, you deserve something, even if its a few bytes of data dedicated to you on a forum you like.

I literally couldnt more admire your attitude to life and the way you live.

Cheers awesome randomer, have an epic birthday.

 

[Svenparty]

You seem to have found a way of enjoying your own company which is what matters, I'm sure in a few months or so you'll make new friends etc through whatever career choices you decide to follow through with. Happy Birthday stop drinking coke it's awful for you! Drink alcohol instead!

 

[FallenRainbows]

Happiness is entirely subjective my friend. Plus, you'd be surprised strangers have a fascinating way of caring for random people. Like me, I care, don't ask why because I don't know but I do.

Anyway!

Happy Birthday!

*brohoof*

 

[Rolf]

Happy birthday

 

[Tizzmarelda]

Happy birthday mate. Your post rings way too close to home. So here is my gift to you stranger, a song that never fails to make me feel good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQNJjvaaMEk

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Happy birthday. Try to enjoy it and I hope you see your nxt one. If not then enjoy life while you can.

 

[Mr Companion]

Happy birthday good sir! Your love of cold weather makes me empathetic so lotsa support from this end, keep strong soldier.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I read your post twice, if it skipped me or not i cannot say..
But do you have some kinda fatal decease?

Anyhow, have a great birthday dude.. Have a nice one! Cheer up!

 

[Ambi]

I'd hug you if I could, if that means anything. *internet hugs* Happy birthday, it's good to see you're trying to make light of things.

Well, hopefully your health improves and so do your prospects with your friends and such. Or maybe you just make new friends. If you have any friends that you're on good terms with, see if you can get together with them and any other non-mutual friends. Odds are they have a few friends that you don't know. I just met a friend's friends that I didn't know and we hit it off pretty well. Might be worth a shot, right?

Though, I understand the birthday blues. I decided that I won't celebrate mine this year. It seems like every year that I try bad things happen. Like it's cursed. So, I figure I won't celebrate and things will be okay. It couldn't be worse...

Anyway, Happy Birthday! I hope it all goes well for you next year. Here's wishing you good health, good friends, and happy days.

I hate to be that annoying person, but I hope the coke was just an occasional thing.. Although I don't know anything about the condition, so maybe I should shut up. >_<

 

[Tizzmarelda]

Guys when he said coke,I think he meant the drink.