Dear Santa, I wish *insert wish here*

[SweetShark]

So because these specific days we all know are coming, I decided to make this thread just to remember the old days we were as kids.

Simple rules. Write a letter to the Santa Claus and request a wish of any kind desire you want.

Dear Santa.
I wish for Christmas to bring happiness to my family and to my best friends and to be able to surpass any kind of difficulty they meet in the future.
Now for me...................I want a Headset Razor Tiamat 7.1, make the developers of Vanillaware bring sooner the game "Dragon Crown", Capcom translate in English the game "Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth 2" and please,please,please,please,please,please make me better somehow [magic?] at drawing.
Thank you and I hope to bring hapiness to all the world as well.

With respect and love,
SweetShark.

 

[Rawne1980]

Dear Santa.

Fuck you.

When I asked for a tall bird with a tight pussy I did not want a Flamingo and a cat that won't buy a round. I did NOT want a miniature fella playing a piano when I asked for a 10 inch penis.

(10 inch pianist for the slow among you).

On a serious note...

Dear Santa.

I'll be happy if I don't get a small army of socks again this year.

 

[Dangit2019]

Dear Santa,

Having Firefly in Blu-Ray seems modest enough right?

Sincerely,

Dangit2019

 

[IamQ]

Dear santa, you've got some cash, right?

So how 'bout that Gigabyte Geforce GTX 670?

 

[Rose and Thorn]

Dear Saint Nicholas,

All I want for christmas is for two front teeth to stay exactly where they are. Also if I could get through the holidays without suffering from Panic Attacks, that would be nice too.

- Rose

P.S. I could use some c..c..courage.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Dear Santa,

Give me that which I need to fill the intangiable hole within myself and make me feel content. Maybe a dog?

Regards,
SAI

 

[mechashiva77]

Dear Santa,

Please give me magical art skills so I can finally draw my comic.

A new tablet wouldn't hurt either.

Also can my friends and family have a break? The year's been kind of stressful for everyone.

Sincerely,
mechashiva

 

[Aris Khandr]

Dear Santa,

I'd really like to find a job. Or win the lottery. I'll take either. Barring that, can I have a kitten?

Erin

 

[Vern5]

Dear Santa,

I wish you were real

Because there are a lot of kids who write letters to you

And they will never really get what they want

Even if its something they need the most

 

[Genocidicles]

Dear Santa,

Please strike down anyone who stands still on escalators. Horribly cripple them at the minimum, so they'll be forced to use the disabled lifts for the rest of their lives, freeing up the escalators for people who aren't lazy.

Lots and lots of love! Tom.

 

[NinjaSniperAssassin]

Dear Santa,

all I want for Christmas is the ability to read minds and manipulate people's thoughts, feelings and memories. Oh, and an NHL season would be swell. Yours truly,

NSA

 

[Fappy]

Dear Santa,

Why were you such a douche in the original Rudolph movie?

- Fappy

P.S. You should change your name to Santana Claus.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Dear Santa;

Please let my sister fin a better job soon after she leaves her current one in January. One where she is't threatened by her staff because they've gone off their meds and her boss thinks she's overreacting and tells her not to contact Workplace Health and Safety.

Best,

- Sam

 

[Supercereal]

Dear Santa

Please let Australia game prices match the United State equivalent, Also please speed up the NBN and R rating for Australian games. If you could also give us Kevin Rudd back as Australian Prime Minister that would be awesome. Oh and if you could make it so i don't have to wait so long from the release of movies in America to Australia seriously i have to wait till boxing day for Wreck it Ralph and The Hobbit and i wont get to see Lincoln till Feb 7 not cool in the slightest. i have to wait till 21st of Feb for Cloud Atlas Santa this is some crap help me out.

thanks dennis

 

[hazabaza1]

Dear Santa:
Gimmie all dat gooooooooooooood shitz, awww yeah nigga.

 

[Easton Dark]

Dear Santa,

I wish for people to enjoy the co-op games that steam will have on sale with me.

I wish to not be so quick to anger.

-John

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Dear Santa,

I want Nichijou Season 2, along with a subtitled DVD version of Season 1 in the states.

Because fuck Bandai for taking the license and then not do anything with it.

Sincerely,

neonsword13-ops.

 

[neoontime]

Dear Santa

Gibe Moni Plos or I report yu!

Ot: I just want my holiday not to suck, so I can enjoy partying with friends and family.

 

[StormShaun]

Please have a group of radical gamers threaten to kill the c*nts at Zen United if they don't release Persona 4 Arena here.

It's the same thing here. T_T

OT:

Dear Santa, you know I have been a good boy this year, because I always seem to scream about it whenever I am alone in my dark room.

I know you can hear me!

I wish to do something for the country, I wish that we had the best internet you can make. (Because Australian internet sucks)

For something personal I wish that I could find my dream girl some day...you know...innocent, cute and etc.

- Sincerely S.Shaun.

P.S. I doubt you can fulfill my wish to become Lightning Archangel...if you try you will get punched by a certain man upstairs. :/