Dear Santa, I wish *insert wish here*

[Genocidicles]

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When there are stairs I do take them. However most architects consider escalators to count as stairs, and stick in a lift for disabled access.

And yeah, I might have to wait just a couple of seconds more. But sometimes I end up getting stuck behind someone, who then goes and hogs the entire corridor or aisle, or make it impossible for me to manoeuvre around a crowd, costing me about ten minutes.

I don't like to dawdle. I just want to get in an out of the awful shopping centre as soon as possible. Fat people, slow people, people walking with their friends in a row, mother with prams, the elderly and disabled all make me waste my time, and only the elderly and disabled get a free pass because they can't help it.

 

[regalphantom]

Dear Santa, use your magic Christmas wish powers to make me a god.

Failing that, please let me not fail any finals this year.

Regal

 

[Slenn]

Dear Santa,

I wish I could have more time during my graduate career to draw the things I want to draw and keep an active DeviantArt account.

Okay.... maybe not so much the last one, but the first item is definitely a thing I want.

I also wish for my anxiety to go away over the break and the next semester. I know it's been really tough for me and I've been taking some precautions and altering some habits to reduce the amount of stress and guilt I feel, but somehow I wish it'd go away sooner than later.

I also wish for my parents to continue to have happy lives even when they are apart. Our family has gone through some massive turmoils in the past 4 years, and I feel like it's time to say that the worst is over.

I also wish for my sister to continue on her quest for self discovery and sustainable peace of mind and happiness.

And my final wish is for most or all of the people in the human race to have at least some ounce of faith that our species can make it through the troubles ahead of it. I know we've done some horrible things, atrocious things, and heinous things. But I know that there has to be a future for humans that's just as possible as the terrible one.

Thank you,
A physics gradute,
Slenn

 

[Mr Fixit]

Dear Santa,
You fat fucking prick,if you show up empty handed again this year I'll be waiting on the rooftop with my rifle. All I ever wanted was money, power & all the shallow, but sexy, ladies that comes with it. I guess that's too much to ask, so watch your back fat man.

P.S. Oh and world peace would be nice too.
Sincerely,
Mr. Fixit

 

[Facing The Plastic]

Dear Santa,

I know what you did.

Love from Dan.

 

[OctoH]

Dear Santa,

I would like a six-figure contract for choreography gigs that allows me to travel, and for my girlfriend to be able to join me. Also...job security.

Thanks.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Dear Father Christmas,
I wish I had hope for the future and no desire to die.

What he said.
Also a woman who loves me and lives here would be nice too.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Dear Santa

I wish that you would kick this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] right square in the bollocks

Thanks

P.S- I know where you live, so don't piss about! Elves break easy matey-boy!

 

[jdogtwodolla]

Dear Santa
All I want for Christmas is piece ofn earth.

Love, J

 

[RobDaBank]

Dear Santa,

I would like a set of Beats Audio headphones

A cheap Casio watch for work

A police watch for when on the razz

A huge assortment of Lego Star Wars

And lots of Thomas the tank engine trains to play with my son with

Yours, Rob

 

[bafrali]

Guys don't bother Santa. He is busy making the HL3 for all the children of the world in his workshop (Even if it is rated M)


So you can forget about christmas for at least ten years.

 

[XSTALKERX]

Dear Santa,

I wish for the self confidence and guts to talk to girls and maybe find love in the future.
Also a new keyboard that never gets filthy would be nice.

Thanks