Death Arrives

[Sarge034]

I'd kill Death and become Death.

By doing this.... I HAVE JUST WON THE GAME...... That is all.

 

[Knife-28]

I would ask him to do one thing before he takes me, and that would be to read 'Cupcakes' (Don't ask). I would then run away while he's rocking back and forth in the fetal position.

 

[Bloodastral]

Distract Death, grab the scythe then takeover his/her job.
I'd probably update the whole Death image, Armani suit instead of the black robe and a fighter jet in place of the scythe. Time to go to the Afterlife, sure hop in my jet and i'll give you a lift to the river Styx.

 

[Rylot]

He would only show up because I punched someone so hard that I killed that person and death himself, so I'd be fine with it.

 

[chowderface]

It's a sad day when the Grim Reaper is emulating Joel Schumacher movies.

 

[Torrasque]

If I was my avatar, I would gladly accept death. I'd rez in about 5 minutes to fuck shit up again.
As for my real self, I'd probably talk to Death for a bit, and ask for a little more time if possible.

 

[monkey jesus]

One moment

*checks*

Nope no nipples.

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Knee him in the crotch and quote "only the good die young" and then run away and never find out what the hell happened

 

[armadillo122]

Why doesnt this thread has a poll? Im so freaking pissed right now. I cant answer this question without a poll.

 

[Hazzaslagga]

I'd challenge him/her to a children's card game. Duhh.

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

Meh I'd take the walk, saves me the hassle of finding him later

 

[Xixikal]

Convince him, using much alcohol, that apprenticing me would be a really good idea.

 

[Laser Priest]

Death comes over for tea on a regular basis.

I don't think he fully understands.

 

[The Funslinger]

I'd ask him how he keeps coming back after he keeps getting killed every century or so.

Seriously. Dracula has an excuse. Death, not so much.

of course Death has an excuse! It's Death. It's sort of part of the job description he doesn't have to do himself in.

OT: Nah, if it was anything like the Discworld Death I would want to make a good impression. I'd be very shocked, though.

 

[SirDeadly]

I think that he wouldn't be able to touch me. After all, I didn't eat of the salmon mouse.

+1

Can I challenge him to any game of my choosing Bill and Ted style? I think that counts as not going peacefully.

EDIT: Woot, 800 posts!

 

[TyranidXX]

If he/she/it came for me, I'd just go willingly... probably ask if I could become an apprentice reaper as well.

 

[aaronobst]

Kill him with his own scythe, Dante's Inferno style

 

[BlackStar42]

Put the kettle on and have a cup of tea.

 

[Charli]

I have my dignity, I don't beg. I'd just go. Probably ask he/she/it a few questions along the way.