Death Arrives
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Well first I want proof if he is the real thing and doesn't invole with him/ her torching me. If he is the real thing I would ask death if he want some tea and also ask him/ her to give me enough time to write out my will quickly.
Honestly, I'd invite him in, make him at home, get him a drink and some biscuits, treat him like a guest. It might throw him for a loop.
Failing that, challenge him to some kind of game. I'm not sure what, but I could think of something. Something he couldn't cheat at.
Failing that, challenge him to some kind of game. I'm not sure what, but I could think of something. Something he couldn't cheat at.
Since reading the Discworld books my vision of death has become Death from them. Understanding, but a bit bored. Would I be surprised? no probably not, that being said I would opt for the reincarnation process. Perhaps I would come back as something better, shouldn't be that hard.
Do that and wear a stormtrooper suit, TRY TOUCHING ME NOW, and if that dont work...well I would go with him, mabey we can be friends...Mistermixmaster said:I'd ask to be his apprentice or something. If he declines? Look for an opening to grab his scythe and BAM!
Then I stroll away happily with my new powers. (Y'know, that, or die miserably when I fail to steal his scythe) xD
If it was the Discworld Death, I'd of course try shooting him with a crossbow. Then just go with him, after that doesn't work. Any other Death and I would challenge him to a game i just made up in which to win you have to have just died, or something that I would win. Then if that doesn't work, legitimately challenge him to a game and see how that works out.
I'd take the challenge to beat him at a game.
And then choose The Game, which you've all just lost.
And then choose The Game, which you've all just lost.
I'd knock him over the head and splash some scotch around the room. When he'd wake up, I'd convince him that he was chasing an Asian prostitute through my room and not trying to claim my soul.
I'd pull the indiana jones KA-LIMA!! KA-LIMA!! KAAAA-LLLIIIMAAAA!! and when I reached into his rib cage to find nothing, we'd both share a good laugh.
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Ain't too proud to beg. Not that it would do any good. Besides, if Death (as in Mr Grim) exists, that changes my perception of the universe significantly, and might mean that dying does not equal oblivion. For which I'd be glad. So I guess I'd go. My life sucks anyway :/
i would fight death. I have no fear of it nor any reason to do so, I just think " hey, why not?" and go out swinging. What do I have to lose anyway.