Death Arrives

[bulbasaur765]

If Death (whatever form he/she/it/none) will take, would you go willingly or plead for more time.

For myself, I guess I would plead for more time. I don't see myself being anything in the future, but I think its my will to exist just for the sake of.

 

[Shycte]

I think that he wouldn't be able to touch me. After all, I didn't eat of the salmon mouse.

 

[darth.pixie]

Probably ask him to play a game of something. Then ask if I could be his little helper. That would be cool. Then I'd scamper off with him.

Honestly, just meeting Death would be the highlight of my existence, especially if he's like Discworld Death.

 

[tzimize]

Probably ask him to play a game of something. Then ask if I could be his little helper. That would be cool. Then I'd scamper off with him.

Honestly, just meeting Death would be the highlight of my existence, especially if he's like Discworld Death.

There would definately need to be some signing of autographs and picture taking if that was the case.

 

[Simon Pettersson]

If death comes i propably want to have my Evoker ready :S

 

[b1aksh33p]

I'd plead for enough time to destroy my hard drive

(don't want anyone to look at what I've got saved on there)

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Serious begging. Then a loud "Fuck you!" when I pass panic and grow indignant. I wouldn't last long after that.

 

[Extragorey]

Argh, the two things I thought of referencing have already been covered. Monty Python and Discworld. Blast.

 

[chowderface]

I'd ask him how he keeps coming back after he keeps getting killed every century or so.

Seriously. Dracula has an excuse. Death, not so much.

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

I would hit on her. Shamelessly. I mean have you seen Death in Sandman? She's pretty much the perfect woman.

She's all happy and charming and cute. She's also a hot goth chick. So yeah...

 

[Wierdguy]

Ask him to play a game of chess, then spend my moves figguring out a better way to stall/escape

 

[gostlyfantom]

I would shoot death.

 

[gellert1984]

I would hit on her. Shamelessly. I mean have you seen Death in Sandman? She's pretty much the perfect woman.

She's all happy and charming and cute. She's also a hot goth chick. So yeah...

This. Seriously.

Spoiler

Also, funniest comic ever has her explaining how to use a condom with the help of John Constatine.

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

I would hit on her. Shamelessly. I mean have you seen Death in Sandman? She's pretty much the perfect woman.

She's all happy and charming and cute. She's also a hot goth chick. So yeah...

This. Seriously.

Spoiler

Also, funniest comic ever has her explaining how to use a condom with the help of John Constatine.

For the curious, yes there are people who cosplay as her. And it's amazing.

Spoiler

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd say "Oh, come on! Today's the day my pal was gonna give me the Pocky! Can't you wait until tomorrow?"

 

[Count Igor]

Challenge him to a game...
OF HEADS AND TAILS!

 

[Ldude893]

Greet him like an old friend and follow him gladly into the afterlife.

 

[chowderface]

Fuck pleading. Id tear the bastards nipples off. He wants me hes gonna have to work for it.
I do not even care that I would stand no chance whatsoever. Id still take a swing just so I could say I went out like a man.

He doesn't have nipples. He's quite well known for it.

 

[Ciran]

Basically I would do this: http://xkcd.com/393/