Defend your favorite(FAKE) videogame franchise

[metal eslaved]

Simple enough, just talk about your favorite (FAKE) videogame franchise

Im going to say The werewolf gangwars look i know the plot is a bit out there, with all the dinosaurs running around, aliens drug dealers, the psychopats pandas, and the evil overlords of the 5th universe, but in the end is all about brotherhood, and you got to admit when the saint werewolf(the one with the bionic arm) defeats the mecha dinosaur-panda, and then dies in the arms of his son(the silver werewolf)is one of the most beatiful moments in gaming history.

Now tell me escapist what is your favorite(FAKE) videogames franchise

 

[Innegativeion]

Simple enough, just talk about your favorite (FAKE) videogame franchise

Im going to say The werewolf gangwars look i know the plot is a bit out there, with all the dinosaurs running around, aliens drug dealers, the psychopats pandas, and the evil overlords of the 5th universe, but in the end is all about brotherhood, and you got to admit when the saint werewolf(the one with the bionic arm) defeats the mecha dinosaur-panda, and then dies in the arms of his son(the silver werewolf)is one of the most beatiful moments in gaming history.

Now tell me escapist what is your favorite(FAKE) videogames franchise

Make this game. now.

I want to play it.

I'm dead serious.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I myself don't understand all the hate for Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VII. It had all the stuff we loved from the original, PLUS even more shoot shoot bang bang. HOW IS THIS NOT BETTER?!?

 

[the spud]

Way to spoil the ending. Jerk.

OT: My favorite would have to be twigs. Its an incredibly deep invironmental awarness RTS where you scavenge the forest for food. Along the way, you are accompanied by your best friend and bionic protector, mr. bubbles. Every moment is pure bliss, especially the ending where:

Spoiler

Mr. Bubbles sacrafices himself to stop zombie hitler from murdering the mountain gurrillas by jumping into the sun.

 

[doggie135]

Bioshock from a 3rd person perspective. With a more realistic storyline. And less action and RPG elements.

That would be amazing :3

 

[metal eslaved]

I myself don't understand all the hate for Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VII. It had all the stuff we loved from the original, PLUS even more shoot shoot bang bang. HOW IS THIS NOT BETTER?!?

That was the problem it only have things from the original.

For example i think they should have included the lapdance cannon(you know the one that shoots strippers that give lapdances to the enemies) from the 4th one, or maybe the koala-sharks pistols.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Call of Booty: well let's just say it features a way bigger color pallet then the competition.

 

[metal eslaved]

Way to spoil the ending. Jerk.

OT: My favorite would have to be twigs. Its an incredibly deep invironmental awarness RTS where you scavenge the forest for food. Along the way, you are accompanied by your best friend and bionic protector, mr. bubbles. Every moment is pure bliss, especially the ending where:

Spoiler

Mr. Bubbles sacrafices himself to stop zombie hitler from murdering the mountain gurrillas by jumping into the sun.

dude don,t tell me your one of those mr bubbles fanboys. look the game was good but mr bubbles caracther is way overrated

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I myself don't understand all the hate for Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VII. It had all the stuff we loved from the original, PLUS even more shoot shoot bang bang. HOW IS THIS NOT BETTER?!?

That was the problem it only have things from the original.

For example i think they should have included the lapdance cannon(you know the one that shoots strippers that give lapdances to the enemies) from the 4th one, or maybe the koala-sharks pistols.

The lapdance cannon was destroyed in Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang 5, remember? When the Leader Dragon drinks from that poison Gatorade bottle and everything in the flying castle blew up? Space Marine Guy had mounted it under the throne, so it got destroyed. It wouldn't make sense for it to be in this one.

And the koala-shark pistol is the most overpowered pistol in gaming history. I'm glad it's gone.

 

[yman15]

Dinotopia. You basically fight your oppressive government by using a cyborg dinosaur to fight off the police. Its a pretty standard cyber Dinosaur title with standard upgrades such as metal splitting shock wave which is basically your dinosaur screaming,and penetrating light which is a beam of light that penetrates through anything. Multiplayers fun but the Trex is over powered. So all in all it a good solid cybrog dinosaur sandbox game.

 

[Srs bzns]

I myself don't understand all the hate for Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VII. It had all the stuff we loved from the original, PLUS even more shoot shoot bang bang. HOW IS THIS NOT BETTER?!?

Well, while the ironsight feature had a great realism feel, going through the first 25 years of your soldiers life every time you respawned in Multiplayer was a bit much.

Also the classic shit-grey-brown-desert engine in the last game was much better than the one in this game. I don't think it can even render all thirty thousand grenades flying through the air in The Great Spam scene of the previous campaign.

 

[metal eslaved]

I myself don't understand all the hate for Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VII. It had all the stuff we loved from the original, PLUS even more shoot shoot bang bang. HOW IS THIS NOT BETTER?!?

That was the problem it only have things from the original.

For example i think they should have included the lapdance cannon(you know the one that shoots strippers that give lapdances to the enemies) from the 4th one, or maybe the koala-sharks pistols.

The lapdance cannon was destroyed in Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang 5, remember? When the Leader Dragon drinks from that poison Gatorade bottle and everything in the flying castle blew up? Space Marine Guy had mounted it under the throne, so it got destroyed. It wouldn't make sense for it to be in this one.

And the koala-shark pistol is the most overpowered pistol in gaming history. I'm glad it's gone.

Remember that in Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang 6, the one that you fight space marine guy enhanced clone super space marine guy, he had one that shoot male strippers and when you beat him at the black hole station in the ultra castle you can use it to escape from it.

And about the koala-shark pistol i admit is a bit overpowered but no even close to the boobs on fire rifle. and in space marine shoot bang bang 7 you get to use it.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I myself don't understand all the hate for Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VII. It had all the stuff we loved from the original, PLUS even more shoot shoot bang bang. HOW IS THIS NOT BETTER?!?

Well, while the ironsight feature had a great realism feel, going through the first 25 years of your soldiers life every time you respawned in Multiplayer was a bit much.

Also the classic shit-grey-brown-desert engine in the last game was much better than the one in this game. I don't think it can even render all thirty thousand grenades flying through the air in The Great Spam scene of the previous campaign.

Agree on the respawn time. That's just ridiculous. I keep getting stuck on adolescence, and by the time I finally get over the hell that is the Prom on the Giant Space Ring Level and get back into the game, I'm dead in real life.

And yes, the browns are much less.... browner(?). They're hand drawn by trained monkeys this time, is why. The devs had to hire them after the last crew was murdered by those Yell of Obligation fanboys last year. AND while they've dropped the on-screen grenade count, they've significantly improved the auto-headshot-lock-on feature, which makes me feel like a real man having sex with a woman when I kill someone with it.

 

[Saika Renegade]

C'mon people, you don't have to go so rough with Fate Of The World Upon Your Shoulders 1, 2, and 3 (or as it is popularly known by its cult following, FOTWUYS, pronounced fot-twees). Yes, the series has issues, not the least of which is the horrible tendency to be four years between releases. Even on the PS2, 3D was kind of an exercise in papercraft for some lesser developers, sure, but I think we can forgive the textures being squash-stretched on every available surface when the debate interface was so witty!

This holds true even to the recent 2010 release, and if you can forgive the horrible models, you have to admit that it's not often you get a game where you get this many speech options. Honestly, show me one person doesn't fondly remember the tutorial stage for FOTWUYS 3. I'll concede that while the simple, structured starting debates they used to show off the mechanic weren't all that interesting (and the starters never were, not even in FOTWUYS 2 or 1), the ending of that stage and its boss battle were great! Sure, debating against insane backwater politicians would be a little hairy in real life anyway, but you have to admire a developer who will go out of their way to allow players to exercise a little chutzpah. Be honest. At least once, you picked "You call that logic?" as your answer, sat through three minutes of ranting, and scrolled down far enough to find "While you were bitching, I attached you to a bungee cord, a hang glider, and a jet engine. Your argument is invalid." Watching your opponent get yanked clear off the podium and into the sky made it all worthwhile.

I'm really happy that Steam decided to bring the whole series back, and update it with better shaders and achievements, including, yes, an achievement for the nonsensical answer string above. I'm glad to say I unlocked it just earlier this week, myself.

 

[Srs bzns]

I myself don't understand all the hate for Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VII. It had all the stuff we loved from the original, PLUS even more shoot shoot bang bang. HOW IS THIS NOT BETTER?!?

Well, while the ironsight feature had a great realism feel, going through the first 25 years of your soldiers life every time you respawned in Multiplayer was a bit much.

Also the classic shit-grey-brown-desert engine in the last game was much better than the one in this game. I don't think it can even render all thirty thousand grenades flying through the air in The Great Spam scene of the previous campaign.

Agree on the respawn time. That's just ridiculous. I keep getting stuck on adolescence, and by the time I finally get over the hell that is the Prom on the Giant Space Ring Level and get back into the game, I'm dead in real life.

And yes, the browns are much less.... browner(?). They're hand drawn by trained monkeys this time, is why. The devs had to hire them after the last crew was murdered by those Yell of Obligation fanboys last year. AND while they've dropped the on-screen grenade count, they've significantly improved the auto-headshot-lock-on feature, which makes me feel like a real man having sex with a woman when I kill someone with it.

Still doesn't explain the paltry development phase of 32 minutes.

 

[Sonicron]

I've never been a huge fan of RPGs and still rarely play them, but six hands wouldn't be enough to count off the times I beat Wild Cards. There are so many different ways to play this game, it's unreal.
Getting a superpower is not guaranteed, as random chance determines whether you turn out an Ace or a Joker, and depending on what you get a ton of opportunities arises (while others are denied). You could become a dazzlingly beautiful angelic figure, a foul-smelling amorphous blob or anything inbetween - the wild card virus is unpredictable. Who knows, maybe you're lucky enough to actually get a useful power, such as flight, teleportation, super strength, mind-reading etc. and retain your human looks at the same time. Or you could become some kind of anthropomorph manticore, I don't know; ugly as hell, but still quite capable of solving any challenge the game throws at you.
Bottom line, the staggering number of random subset combinations ensures that no playthrough is the same as the last. Become an iconic figure of New York, a villain trying to enslave it, a manipulative schemer working from the background, or just a simple, quiet cog in the vast network of connections, trying to make end meet as best as possible.

(In case you didn't know what this is based on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Cards )

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Be honest. At least once, you picked "You call that logic?" as your answer, sat through three minutes of ranting, and scrolled down far enough to find "While you were bitching, I attached you to a bungee cord, a hang glider, and a jet engine. Your argument is invalid." Watching your opponent get yanked clear off the podium and into the sky made it all worthwhile.

Achievement Unlocked: Parah Salin

I still can't get that one. I've gotten Bear Market Cavalry and Y U NO STRAWMAN, but that one just keeps eluding me.

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Still doesn't explain the paltry development phase of 32 minutes.

That's because Rebound Chordage was mad at TinyFragile for ending the series with VII after they'd already spent another 54 minutes and three coffee breaks on Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VIII, which now will never see the light of day. Why they made VIII before VII, I have no idea, but if pressed, I'd say it's because they were worried about Yell of Obligation: Current Battleground Deluxe Edition 3 coming out later this year.

 

[tehlordofmyownworld]

I think they really revived the FaCepalm series with FaCeplam: OcToMg 4 reloaded.
-prepare 4 flamewar...

 

[Saika Renegade]

Be honest. At least once, you picked "You call that logic?" as your answer, sat through three minutes of ranting, and scrolled down far enough to find "While you were bitching, I attached you to a bungee cord, a hang glider, and a jet engine. Your argument is invalid." Watching your opponent get yanked clear off the podium and into the sky made it all worthwhile.

Achievement Unlocked: Parah Salin

I still can't get that one. I've gotten Bear Market Cavalry and Y U NO STRAWMAN, but that one just keeps eluding me.

Are you playing the PAL or NTSC version? I know it sounds stupid, but they had different response charts for the PAL and NTSC versions. For NTSC you want "I was hoping for a better opponent," "I question your credentials," "And you wish to run for this office?", in that order. Once you do that, do what I do and go get a quick cup of tea or hop off or a bathroom break, that's the 3 minute chatter mark. When you come back, scroll down through your list of options and you should find the response ending in "Your argument is invalid." at the bottom. Select it, and watch your opponent go rocketing off into the sky. PAL has it way easier, since you can pick "A jester on the world stage" in response to "Who do you think I am?" on the second question and get the 3 minute rant that triggers "Your argument is invalid."

The team responsible for porting it to Steam says they've acknowledged that some people may have purchased either the NTSC or PAL version without it being clear which one. They said they'll display which type on the main startup screen next update.