People tend to ignore A Dance for Lulz simply for it's origins, but it's a truly emotionally and intellectually involving game on the subjects of human nature, the cycles of life, and the things we can't change and why. It's really a beautiful story. It does get repetitive at times, but that's part of the theme. Plus, Senor Trollolol(From the "Requiem of Rage" entrance of the series) is one of, if not the most amazing villains in gaming, he's infuriating and despicable, but sympathetic and nuanced. He's beaten out only by the once main character in the final entrance in the series, "Never Close Enough...". It's a masterful work of art that drives it's point home with both humor, and ironic, subtle tragedy. In the end, it's all just for the lulz
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You are my hero, sire.metal eslaved said:
I don't get all this rage about Controversity Provoker IV. I mean, yeah the gore seems to be a bit over the top, especialy the scene were you have to dismember the entire polpulation of New York one by one. But the scene were you slaughter starving african children by throwing dead babys at them is clearly intended as social satire.
I understand the rage about all the underage nudity though. It seemed a bit shoehorned in to get attention fron the media.
"Souplex: The Movie: The Game 6: Game Developers Need Drug Money" has often been accused of being a shameless, lazy cash-in, and that it is. What people neglect however; is that has been the most critically acclaimed, and commercially successful game of all time, with people even forming a con for it: ""Souplex: The Movie: The Game 6: Game Developers Need Drug Money"-Con".
Wow i managed to screw up a quote here
It went something like "Im glad the koala-shark pistols were removed because they were the most overpowered pistols in gaming history"
Even more than the pistol from Super-Flash Badger? I swear that one shot nukes that killed everything in a 25 mile radius, but if you say so
Anyway Super-Flash Badger, i quite surprised none of you have even heard of this game. The story starts when Mr.Badgerkinss' parents are killed and he is locked in a room with noting but a single flashing LED and when he stares into it he gets the powers of the high-yeti. And the ending is really cool when he kills the evil Monkfish with his laser eyes then he goes back in time to save his parents from Monkfishs' goons.
It went something like "Im glad the koala-shark pistols were removed because they were the most overpowered pistols in gaming history"
Even more than the pistol from Super-Flash Badger? I swear that one shot nukes that killed everything in a 25 mile radius, but if you say so
Anyway Super-Flash Badger, i quite surprised none of you have even heard of this game. The story starts when Mr.Badgerkinss' parents are killed and he is locked in a room with noting but a single flashing LED and when he stares into it he gets the powers of the high-yeti. And the ending is really cool when he kills the evil Monkfish with his laser eyes then he goes back in time to save his parents from Monkfishs' goons.
Dude, minds were blown because of that gameWilliam Ossiss said:fantasy skull fuck 9. every plot twist, every line of dialogue, every. single. word.
Centurions Verses Dinosaurs- I mean, my god, WHY did everyone say this game was so terrible? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? Ok, the plot is basically, wizard opens portal to parallel world where Dinosaurs evolved and all the dinosaurs from the past actually roam around, forcing them to come and try to destroy the world, leaving only one lone centurion to try and stop them, but it's still incredibly awesome and even very touching game.
The weapons were imaginative! (The Raptor head launcher, the Tyranasaurus fang shooter, along with all the medieval weapons). Plus, there's the fact you can RIDE the roaming dinosaurs (I loved the Terradactyl, flight controls on that were some of the smoothest I've ever seen in a game) and...you're the romans fighting dinosaurs (anthromorphic dinosaurs with cool weapons and regular dinosaurs), how is that not awesome? Also helps the gameplay is really really good to once you learn all the intricacies of the controls, granted the learning curve is steep but once you get them down you'll have Faustus fighting Liopleurodons like a pro. Then there's the whole twist with Raptor Jesus which has to be seen to be believed, i won't spoil it but i'll just say..it's the best moment in the game. Although, alot of complaints are at the ending which i don't get: I mean, yeah, it's probably the saddest most depressing ending ever made (Putting Drakengard to shame), but it ended everything in a way that wrapped up most of the loose ends yet also left room for a sequel.
On the whole, this game was probably the greatest sandbox game made since Grand theft auto but also keeps a good enough story that makes you want to keep going and uncover what's really going on as well as growing to care for Faustus and the other numerous characters.
The weapons were imaginative! (The Raptor head launcher, the Tyranasaurus fang shooter, along with all the medieval weapons). Plus, there's the fact you can RIDE the roaming dinosaurs (I loved the Terradactyl, flight controls on that were some of the smoothest I've ever seen in a game) and...you're the romans fighting dinosaurs (anthromorphic dinosaurs with cool weapons and regular dinosaurs), how is that not awesome? Also helps the gameplay is really really good to once you learn all the intricacies of the controls, granted the learning curve is steep but once you get them down you'll have Faustus fighting Liopleurodons like a pro. Then there's the whole twist with Raptor Jesus which has to be seen to be believed, i won't spoil it but i'll just say..it's the best moment in the game. Although, alot of complaints are at the ending which i don't get: I mean, yeah, it's probably the saddest most depressing ending ever made (Putting Drakengard to shame), but it ended everything in a way that wrapped up most of the loose ends yet also left room for a sequel.
On the whole, this game was probably the greatest sandbox game made since Grand theft auto but also keeps a good enough story that makes you want to keep going and uncover what's really going on as well as growing to care for Faustus and the other numerous characters.
Ugh, you liked that one? Pssh, everyone knows that the sequal When Paint Dries is much better.Buchholz101 said:
You think you have the balance perfect, then BAM. Ms. Spider wanders down from the white ceiling onto the red walls, messes the whole thing up. You have to keep a sharp eye out for the bubbles too, and don't even get me started on the brush strokes...
But it's all worth it when it finally dries, and the results of your hard efforts is dried on that virtual wall...tears of joy will be only the beginning of the reaction you'll feel.
What about Thick McRunfast? I believe that he had a bigger part of the story than you imagine.metal eslaved said:
Yeah, the plot of Robo-Insectoid Armageddon is kinda bad, but do you really buy a game of that name and expect for a good plot? No you get it for the violence
Though the spectacle is awesome, there is literally a gatling gun made of other, smaller gatling guns. The close range weaps are great, I mean, who would have thought that a welding torch would do so much damage.
and the campaign has great moments all throughout, like when your luxury landship crashes into a meteorberg and you fight off the Robo-Insectoids using nothing but rusty spork while the engines are being repaired.
Though the spectacle is awesome, there is literally a gatling gun made of other, smaller gatling guns. The close range weaps are great, I mean, who would have thought that a welding torch would do so much damage.
and the campaign has great moments all throughout, like when your luxury landship crashes into a meteorberg and you fight off the Robo-Insectoids using nothing but rusty spork while the engines are being repaired.
I don't care what anyone says, "Those called for Modern Duty" is a pinnacle of Puzzle and action that has a great co-op on-line.
And the "House of Evil" is still a horror game. What's more scary than demon bunny's.
And the "House of Evil" is still a horror game. What's more scary than demon bunny's.
Guys, leave Fallout: Dublin alone.
So you don't like the accent, hey that's how we talk here, get over it. And no those aren't extra Ghouls, we're just not a great looking race.
And yes, I know Dublin was already grey and apocalyptic looking before the war but I don't see why that's an issue.
As for the abundance of Whiskey everywhere, just take the 'Shane McGowan' Perk, you'll be able able to perform no matter how drunk you get.
As for the glitches, well... come on... it's Ireland. Nothing gets done properly here.
So you don't like the accent, hey that's how we talk here, get over it. And no those aren't extra Ghouls, we're just not a great looking race.
And yes, I know Dublin was already grey and apocalyptic looking before the war but I don't see why that's an issue.
As for the abundance of Whiskey everywhere, just take the 'Shane McGowan' Perk, you'll be able able to perform no matter how drunk you get.
As for the glitches, well... come on... it's Ireland. Nothing gets done properly here.
if you didnt buddy, i'd be worried. and i skimmed and only saw mecha dinosaur-panda.Innegativeion said:
OT: i got nothing. i had an idea but its basically the same as the OPs but without the furries.
or we could have GTA:Glasgow.
you walk down the street, get glassed, bricks thrown at you then you get lured into an alleyway where a gang beats you and you get arrested for carrying a knife.
Dude the main problem with that game is that is safest to be in the wasteland than in the city because everybody wants to fight you in the city and about the ghouls think im sure that the ghouls of that game were scared of the humans.MiracleOfSound said:
And well a least it wasn't like fallout:australia were you have to fight a 10foot tall men eater koala
Yeah, and when you get down to the D4 Fortress it's hard to tell the muties from the humans. They all talk in that strange accent which you can't tell if it's caused by radiation or their dad's BMW.metal eslaved said:
I can't see how anyone would hate GTA: The Citadel. I mean it was a major plus to the genre. Giving you free roam of the Citadel. I don't know how many CSec officers I mowed down in the flying cars. It sucks though when you get that fourth star and they send the damn Spectres after you. I will admit though the only spot they went too far was the Hanar hookers. I mean I know the Fornax mag in ME2 was hot but come on I didn't know thats how you did...you know with a Hanar......*shivers* what was seen can never be unseen. But luckily there was so much to blow up and do that I forgot about it rather quickly. Before I knew it I was shooting Salarians left and right snorting Red Sand off of an Asari's chest and fist fighting a Krogan...not recommended by the way. My favorite part and the mission I loved was where you wind up spacing the council and then it ends with you opening the Citadel mass relay and ushering in the end of the universe....Oh man was my face red when I found out the giant machine overlords weren't here to help us.