Defend yourself!
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While I am surrounded by ,amy objects, I think the most effective would be the Rockband peripherals, a large speaker or my handy Ikea writing table known affectionately as Dave.
[sub] No seriously, that is the name of the model of the table, why would I lie about this?[/sub]
[sub] No seriously, that is the name of the model of the table, why would I lie about this?[/sub]
I'm a master at martial arts. I'd use the ominusly named Backbreaker. Break arm, step behind, breakback over knee, kickout leg, throw to ground, stop on face. I think im good.Failing that i can stab pencils into his eyes
Well i have my labtop. I think that would certainly cause some severe head trauma. Either that or my desk lamp. I could also pull out my desk drawer and use that. Eh what the hell i'll just use the desk itself!
Well if its about objects then I have two baseball bats, mini ones, that I keep near my bed, for any reason if someone or something is breaking in, also for training but lets leave that for another thread.
EDIT: If all else fails there is a nice hard curb outside, zombies have squishy heads, and I have one hell of a nice boot
EDIT: If all else fails there is a nice hard curb outside, zombies have squishy heads, and I have one hell of a nice boot
My good old competition pro joystick.
(Background: these things are so robust, that if you'd throw them against a wall, you'd be more worried about the wall, than the joystick)
After buying a few seconds this way - well, i've got a lighter next to me, and 1 metre away a can of compressed burnable gas.
(Background: these things are so robust, that if you'd throw them against a wall, you'd be more worried about the wall, than the joystick)
After buying a few seconds this way - well, i've got a lighter next to me, and 1 metre away a can of compressed burnable gas.
A scalpel and some razor blades...
I might survive. If I'm quick. And the zombie is dumb (to be expected).
...why do I have these lying around? Biology.
I might survive. If I'm quick. And the zombie is dumb (to be expected).
...why do I have these lying around? Biology.
Well, I have a stack of disks, two Xbox controllers and a plastic gun.
I could -
A - Throw the disks (although they're not vinyls) a la Shaun of the Dead.
B - Hack it to death with the edge of the disks
C - Beat it to death with the controller
D - Threaten it with the plastic gun
E - Beat it to death with the plastic gun.
I could -
A - Throw the disks (although they're not vinyls) a la Shaun of the Dead.
B - Hack it to death with the edge of the disks
C - Beat it to death with the controller
D - Threaten it with the plastic gun
E - Beat it to death with the plastic gun.
Well lets see...well my benchmade 710 is not 7 inches from my mouse theres a crowbar behind my headboard and a glock 78 field knife on my nightstand and thats just what i can get at in under 10 seconds give me 30 seconds and i'll get my ar-15
