Defend yourself!

[Adijia]

I've got a fork and a plate: I'm probably screwed. But my brother is near me and he has a wrench, so nevermind.

 

[Professor James]

I will punch the zombie to death using my heavy winter boots

 

[Deadlock Radium]

A balisong, STALKER-DVD, my wallet (Good as a bludgeon since it's full of small change, making it weigh about 23453654845 tons) and a laptop.

I'll be fine.

 

[Spectre4802]

If I can disconnect my laptop from the ethernet cable and the power cable, I reckon I could swing it pretty hard. As backup, there's a very heavy desk lamp next to me.

 

[GoBologna]

I'll beat it to death with a dictionary. >

 

[cubikill]

I love choice, I could pick from my 5 rifles or one of my 4 hand guns.

 

[Imp Poster]

a stapler and staple remover.

 

[BustaNinja]

An old set of beach cruiser handle bars from an old Schwinn bike. Those could wreck some zombies

 

[RetroViruses]

My solid steel lamp, my laptop, a three hole punch, and razor sharp scissors...I might make it...

 

[Slavik_91]

with SCIENCE!@21!1 (i.e. the 400 page massive hard cape Fundamentals of Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer book i have on my desk, go nerd power! )

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I'm sitting on a chair that I can swing pretty hard.

 

[Something Amyss]

Should I ask what you mean?

mean by what? by hot or by damn it just look? or by TARP!

Yes, I saw yoru avatar. I was able to piece the "hot" part together.

 

[Jodah]

Throw my laptop at it to slow it down, dive for my Glock, and blow his freakin brains out.

 

[Harlemura]

I could throw my sister's inhaler at it.

Yeah, I'm screwed.

 

[HK_01]

A beer mug. It'd smash his head in, all right.

 

[Sparkytheyetti]

Cut the zombies head off with my 7" KABAR. Grab my AR, load up my tac vest, and go looking for more.

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

:/ I for once am completely defenseless. But why did they used to say? A knifless man is a lifeless man? Ya. I'll jump kick that zombie in the face then elbow slam him so his head falls off then I'll take his arm and use it as bait for the zombies outside.

well you can show it the picture of your avatar then tell him what is special about it. He would probably just walk away crying.

sorry I have a hot avatar... and yes I know it's a trap but damn it just look!!!!

Should I ask what you mean?

Its a guy.

 

[Death God]

A banana? Yeah, screwed over unless I am too stupid to figure out how to knock him off of me and grab something better.

 

[Requx]

My 30lbs. Laptop that Im typing on, if not then the kitchen knife 2 feet from me.

Why not just hit him with your thighs that fell asleep because theres a 30 pound weight on them?

 

[team star pug]

'tis but a flesh wound.