Defend yourself!
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Sledgehammer.
There's also a pretty heavy axe in the garage, but it probably wouldn't have the stopping power to properly fend off a zombie. I mean, if you his them improperly with a lighter weapon, your weapon could get stuck in the zombie without causing enough damage to halt its assault. With a heavy instrument, even if you don't hit dead-on, you're still likely to knock the target off its feet, buying you time to escape or for a second attack.
There's also a pretty heavy axe in the garage, but it probably wouldn't have the stopping power to properly fend off a zombie. I mean, if you his them improperly with a lighter weapon, your weapon could get stuck in the zombie without causing enough damage to halt its assault. With a heavy instrument, even if you don't hit dead-on, you're still likely to knock the target off its feet, buying you time to escape or for a second attack.
my .45 Rock Island Compact ....... what.... I carry this thing all over the house, I have it on the sink next to me when I take a crap, and while I am in the shower, at night I clear my chamber, lock the hammer and sleep with it on the floor next to my bed, once I get my CHL it will come every where with me.
wtf man thats like my exact plan, feed this random girl sitting next to me to him then use the computer to splat himGus Hauser said:I'm using a computer in a library so I think id grab the guy next to me and throw him into the Zombies path, then grab the little table next to me and bash his rotting brains in!
its a zombie L.....nut stops, and throat punches dont stop itcodebulder said:
It cant feel pain, It cant feel fear, it cant feel sorrow
Only hunger
Well... I have 2 combat knives on my desk within reach, 2 katanas hanging on my wall, my family sword on the other wall, 3 broad swords in the corner, a battle-axe on the wall, and 2 shields on the same wall... I'm a sword collector, and have sufficient training with all of this weaponry to kill it...
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I use my keyboard.
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I use my keyboard.
The Fire axe behind that glass that says 'Break in case of emergency' ( I bought it at a yard sale ) , now I put it to you, is 1 zombie an emergency?..No, it's fodder...hell, you can probably kill one with the pointy end ( also known as a corner ) of a DVD/Game box given ample elbow grease. Our survey says: Ball point pen through the eye is a winner aswell.
*A keyboard.
*A jar of panutbutter (surely thewhole thing will fit in it's mouth).
*A lightweight monitor.
*A tower fan.
*A lamp with a pointy spike on top.
*A rug (to cover it's eyes).
Unless the zombie's reflexes are slower than mine, I'm doomed. Otherwise I'll rip off it's arms, beat it back with them, slap it hard with the keyboard, shove the peanutbutter jar in it's mouth, cover it's head with the rug, get behind it, & twist it's neck until it's head pops off, then I'd bundle the the head up in the rug, toss it in an empty trash bag, & stomp it's brains out.
*A jar of panutbutter (surely thewhole thing will fit in it's mouth).
*A lightweight monitor.
*A tower fan.
*A lamp with a pointy spike on top.
*A rug (to cover it's eyes).
Unless the zombie's reflexes are slower than mine, I'm doomed. Otherwise I'll rip off it's arms, beat it back with them, slap it hard with the keyboard, shove the peanutbutter jar in it's mouth, cover it's head with the rug, get behind it, & twist it's neck until it's head pops off, then I'd bundle the the head up in the rug, toss it in an empty trash bag, & stomp it's brains out.
Must I go for the closest item? Cause that's my knife, and my knife is boring. And I wouldn't wanna use my hands. Zombies are icky. Full of germs and zombie-cooties. I should be able to avoid my unwanted guest and go for the axe at my sofa table, the machete in my nightstand, or the truncheon beside my nightstand. But I think I'll go for the cane that's leaning against my wardrobe instead. Sure, it might break after a few hits to the fellas forehead, but I always wanted to smack a zombie dead with that old cane.
