Defend youself!

[oppp7]

A bomb shelter to hide from your explosion.

 

[Jamienra]

Throw a lightbulb as he thinks light=grenade
then run in the confusion

 

[j1-2themax]

The Smith and Wesson 500 Magnum. That is all.

 

[Mcupobob]

A cross, and mabey constentien to help out.

 

[Jamienra]

Ha! I defend myself with David Draiman [sub]waited ages to use that too[/sub]

Defend myself with a barcode reader. You would never dare come near for fear of being identified

 

[oppp7]

I'd use a giant volcano to protect me.
This goes for just about any situation.

 

[Jamienra]

I would use a flame suit or shield to save me from the lava

 

[oppp7]

I'll surround myself with an army of warriors to defend me from Jamienra.

 

[Montydew]

A nuclear explosion.
You won't be able to kill me if I kill myself first.

 

[oppp7]

I'll just put a squirrel trap outside my house. You'll get caught in it if you try to kill me.

 

[j1-2themax]

A ninja.

 

[oppp7]

I'll just ignore you because you're a medal and don't pose a threat.

 

[Jamienra]

I'll provide you with knowledge of Disturbed (the greatest band in the world) so you dont attack me

 

[oppp7]

I'll bribe you with money since it's easier.

 

[j1-2themax]

I'll get a mugger to take you for everything you got.

 

[Jamienra]

Ill hire out a hitman to kill the mugger. Therefore I get bribed which defends me in the long run.

 

[Code Monkey]

I'll use SCIENCE and create a robot monkey mutant to distract you.

 

[oppp7]

I'll shoot flares to scare you off.

 

[j1-2themax]

I'll find Mothra, who will be attracted to the light (assuming Godzilla doesn't mess with her eggs.)

 

[oppp7]

I'll build a huge defense grid to protect myself.